Small in stature but big on impact, dildos rise to any occasion (which cannot always be said for the human variety, can it?) and deliver results. Our customers love them, and after a try, we’re quietly confident you will, too! So here are eight fabulously fun, frisky and fulfilling reasons to have a dildo in your life.
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1/ Dildos are reliably ready for you 24/7
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The great thing about dildos is they don’t need to be feeling it to do their job – they’re on the mark and ready, set, go the moment you feel like it! A quick perk-you-up before getting out of bed? They’re on it. A cheeky afternoon delight just because you feel like it? Consider them game-on. Something to add spark to that otherwise menial proofing work you have to do for the next several hours? They’re good to go (and they’ll last that entire distance, too, if you want them to!). Oh yes (yes! yes!), dildos are never going to let you down.
2/ Dildos don’t care if you don’t care
Have you always looked like a Mermaid every time you’ve wanted sex? Our guess is no. Well, a dildo is not going to care how you look. Nor how you smell, for that matter. It doesn’t even care if you haven’t had a good body scrub for weeks and your hair feels like it’s been washed in an oil spill. No – consider your faithful dildo to be entirely without judgement. Don’t worry about keeping up appearances here – this is all about 100% pleasure and zero per cent about physical expectations.
3/ Come without the complexity
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Call it blatant gender typecasting, but the fact you are female means your mind rarely rests. Do I look sexy? Is my stomach bloated? Did I send that email? If I position myself like this, are my boobs drooping? Is tonight rubbish night? Is s/he turned on enough, or is that a fake kind of pleasure sound? Why can’t I come…?
OK, maybe we’re being a little too cheeky, but the point is, we know. The Pleasure Chest team has been there..! And our point (which is loosely linked to dildos not caring if you don’t care), is that these nifty little numbers make coming a lot easier. You don’t have to think about impressing. You can work through your email inbox until your heart’s content if that’s what you really want to think about whilst getting some action. Whatever floats your boat, a dildo is there to help take the complexity away from comes. And when the mind is free to do and think with total abandon, the body tends to follow…
4/ Dildos come in different shapes and sizes
With the amount of range on offer, you’d be forgiven for thinking there are as many different dildos as there are human penises in this world. Maybe there are…?! The good news is with dildos, you don’t have to online date every single one to find out. There’s no need to even commit yourself to a drink as part of your vetting process! Just purchase and pleasure yourself. Instant satisfaction with no groundwork (or very little!) required at all. That’s the kind of low-maintenance sexual pleasure us busy girls enjoy.
5/ Get to know yourself
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It sounds weird, right? That you might need a sexual toy to understand yourself? But truly, they do open you up to ideas and experiences that you might never have otherwise had, be it on your own or with someone else. What’s more, you can experiment in ways that might not always seem sexy with a human, but you can then take that experimental learning to your next encounter IRL.
6/ Liven things up with your real-life lover
Have things become a little predictable in the bedroom of late? Are the bedroom antics starting to feel like they’re on some kind of looping repeat system? Oh dear, you need a dildo. Say no to BBAU (Bedroom Business As Usual). Say yes to spontaneity and spice, which this little vibrating wonder delivers in bucketloads! This introduces a whole new dynamic that no strictly human-to-human encounter can achieve. It’s called a sex toy for good reason!
7/ Feel like doing that all over again?
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Well, you can! And you don’t have to wait for anyone else to recover and, err, warm up, either. So if you’re ready to roll a second, third, fourth or tenth (whoa – lucky you, girlfriend!) time in a row, then, well, get your skates on! Basically, this is one nifty little toy that will be ready to roll long after you’ve exhausted yourself and fallen into a satisfied slumber!
8/ Safety
Great news – you can ditch the condom! Provided the dildo is clean and there is no chance of anyone else’s body fluids having come in contact with it, then it’s 100% safe to use. There is absolutely no chance whatsoever you’ll fall pregnant! Moreover, you can decide on its shape, intensity, angle; everything about it, really. So you don’t have to experience any moments of discomfort or awkwardness as you try to contort yourself into some kind of circus position to increase the pleasure or decrease the pressure. Your the master, and it is ready to obey without any negative after affects.
So, are you convinced that dildos do make a girl’s life so much better in so many ways? We hope so because we have countless customers who have found immeasurable pleasure in this oh-so-humble but mighty device. And if this is the first time you’ve considered buying a dildo, don’t feel embarrassed! This is a totally normal part of a good sex life and positive sexual self-awareness. In our line of work, it’s as common as sliced bread (just a heck of a lot more interesting!). So contact us today, and let’s chat dildos. Your sex life will thank you for it!
