sam_ash I'm live tweeting #WrestleMania. I've never seen it or payed attention to wrestling at all. So this is gonna be a thing. Follow at @sam_ash 14h

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sam_ash Sustenance for #WrestleMania. When it's time to party, we will party hard. 15h

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sam_ash I had to drop from the meal plan three or four days in. My dentist diagnosed me with TMJ and my face was too tired to eat full meals. It was a waste of food. I'll most likely hop on again the next time, but for now, I'm starting to cook more so I know what I put in my body. Here's a tasty scramble I made for lunch: potatoes, bacon, spinach, and garlic topped with a little mozzarella cheese and an egg. Mmmmm. #foodporn 19h

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sam_ash I'm not a martyr, I'm not a saint, I never said that I was perfect, never said you were to blame. #Chumped 3d

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sam_ash My dude #ChrisRedd performing in front of a packed room at #ParlourCar. He just got cast on Tina Fey's new pilot on ABC, so he's all famous and shit Proud of him. #chicagocomedy 3d

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sam_ash Afraid I'll never know what's good for me... #Bayside #baysideband 3d

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sam_ash New shirt day. Best girl gang. ️Thanks, Erica! #pabstsmears #festnerd 4d
  •   turnstiles This is the best shirt. 4d
  •   ponydigger9 I would always think of this every time I heard someone bring up Pabst... 4d
  •   markusrayburns This makes me think of the germs and the foo fighters 3d

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sam_ash Bby grl Deanna making her #chuc debut! #chicagocomedy #chicagoundergroundcomedy 5d

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sam_ash 4AM #selfie because sometimes you oversleep and your plans are ruined, but your post-shower nap hair is on point #mextures #afterlight 1w

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sam_ash Best friends @snodzilla 1w

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sam_ash Liz and I are cooking up food at #TheLateLateBreakfast! More than pancakes today, so if you eat, toss in a few bucks! We're poor, BUT WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. #chicagocomedy 1w

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sam_ash Other than the drunk people sitting behind me in the third row complaining about their seats and calling in a take out order 20 minutes into the show, this was perfect. #bobsburgerslive 1w

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