sam_ash Yo, this #cat is chill as fuck. 5d

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sam_ash Ian married his career yesterday. It was the most beautiful and confusing wedding ever. #workinhardorjustmarried #chicagocomedy 6d

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sam_ash Why doesn't it say "Merry Fistmas" though? 1w

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sam_ash How could anyone hate these sweet angels? #pitbulls #pitbullsofinstagram #puppy! 2w
  •   wild_swedish_rose Because people are ignorant assholes. Pits are the best dogs on the planet. 2w
  •   mocoddle Because you can't outlaw stupid people, but you can outlaw specific breeds of dogs. 2w
  •   thetamaracamera Oh my goodness! What a sweetie! 2w

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sam_ash LOOK AT THIS LINE UP Metro on March 27th. Spring 2015 can't get here fast enough. #andrewjacksonjihad #ajjtheband #thesmithstreetband #jeffrosenstock #chumped 2w

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sam_ash Katie and JMO: their chemistry is undeniable. #chicagocomedy #twohourcomedyhour 2w
  •   johncessna Only Chicago comedy show I've ever been to because you always try fight me 2w

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sam_ash Khakis, track jacket, and a book of jokes stolen from other people. Classic Barry. #cysk 2w
  •   nachoqueen666 I have the biggest crush on Barry Rothbart! 2w

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sam_ash Which one of you idiots wrote this in the men's bathroom at GMan? Come forward so I can kiss you. 3w

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sam_ash Chicago Dinin' with Ashley 3w
  •   future86 That place is soooo good. 3w
  •   funkypetunia What kind of pie did you get? Their shakes are 3w
  •   sam_ash @funkypetunia: praline pecan caramel cheesecake and my friend got a toffee chocolate torte. I wanted a shake but opted against it this time. 3w
  •   sam_ash @benroy00: come back soon so we can go again! 3w
  •   benroy00 I'm hoping to very soon. 3w

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sam_ash Just some of my favorite people on Thanksgiving (photo by Charles). 3w

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sam_ash Goodbye forever. #thanksgiving 3w

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sam_ash #tbt 1991. You're welcome. 3w

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sam_ash Shannon's trapped in the booth. Thanks, Juan. 3w
  •   mattrules Can we make a "Trapped in The Booth" song, @sam_ash? Along the lines of R Kelly's soap opera-esque jam about some fool in a closet? 3w

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sam_ash Went to the dentist to get a filling and now I'm smiling real sassy like. 4w

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sam_ash Jordan's in town doing some BITS! Sweet boy. 4w

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sam_ash I see a lot of scrutiny over people who take too many #selfies. I used to hate the way I looked, so much so it's make me cry. Now while my self-esteem may not be at 100%, I feel a lot better about myself, so I will take as many selfies as I want, goddammit. 4w
  •   timmitown TAKE EM. I happen to like seeing your face! 4w
  •   melanie I love seeing other people's selfies so much and also I love your face so this is a super win for me. 4w
  •   _laurenlauren Who currs? It's just your cute ass half asian face it's not like you post your tits or ass every single picture (biggest pet peeve) 4w
  •   _laurenlauren I don't mean ass face. I mean cuteass face lol 4w
  •   stonerjulia You go girlfriend! 4w
  •   mollymoomostyn You are and have always been beautiful Sam. I love and miss yo face!! 4w
  •   mishmoshmakeup I don't know why there's so much hate on selfies. It's your instagram account and you're more than allowed to post selfies if you want! I say go for it because you are a stunner! 4w

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