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This kid was cracking #yomama jokes at my son and he got upset, thinking his friend was genuinely being mean and hurtful to him and his mom. I tried not to laugh at his righteous indignation as he recounted the event. I calmly explained to him the satire and history of the friendly banter including several I remembered from my childhood back in the early 90s. When he got home from basketball practice this is what he told me......
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#yomamacray took this lovely picture without complaint, thank you. Qkids just lounging around, self-reflecting, low-key wishing for #coffee ☕️ #manikinchallenge #ikeakids #homesweethome
It's Mother's Day WEEK - and for all you muthas out there - here's to us and our own with much love, patience, forgiveness, rolling of the eyes and stomping of the feet, and appreciation and I'm so proud of you and ❤️❤️❤️❤️so thankful for wine. Regram @victoriamariainteriordesign #mom #mothersday #mommyandme #mommylife #becauseisaidso #momsalwaysright #motherknowsbest #mamacita #mothers #muthasday #dogiraffesevendothis #ifsohowdidbabygiraffegetupthere? #benicetoyamama #yomama #yomamacray #nightnightsleeptight 👸🏻
50% unflattering pants
50% residual bloat from yesterday's lunch
50% bebe! (I never claimed to be good at math)

Could it be I'm falling in love with you bebe? 4 months down and 24 sleeps until I can call you by name! 💙💗😍 #babybump #yomamacray #dancepartywithmyfetus #myunicornlife #olivegrowswild
"Is it a grilled cheese and tomato soup? Or is it a cake with fruit sauce??" Oh, snap - it's BOTH!! #foodnetworkmagazine #cheeseloversunite
#housewarmingparty #catlinandhugh #yomamacray
Whats your most creative yo mama joke ? If your stuck come check out the show tomorrow night tickets are just $25 http://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=1261 #comedyshow #comedyfest #comedyfestival #yomammaa #yomamajokes #yomamabattle #yomamasocurious #yomama #yomamacray #yomammasostupid #yomammasofat #mumjokes #mumjoke
Nothing like being greated HBD by "your sexy mom" @dz_nuttts 😂😂😂 #yomamacray
Star wars battlefront sesh with this little one! May the force be with you! #gettingmyyodaon
The Lord has appeared of old to me, saying: “Yes, I have loved you with an everlasting love; Therefore with lovingkindness I have drawn you. (Jeremiah 31:3 NKJV) #jeremiah #devotions #jesus #HYB #theUnderground #igdaily #ignation #instapic #instashot #instasnap #instadaily #instaglory #instaquote #boom #glory #sahadam #youloveit #yomamacray

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