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User Image soberupbuttercup Posted: Nov 20, 2017 3:53 PM (UTC)
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Her: Meet for happy hour?
Me: I don’t drink.
Her: Why not? Alcohol problem?

Me: Not since I quit drinking.
Want to go to the gym?
Her: I don’t exercise anything but my drinking arm.
Me: Good, it’s arm day and I need a spotter.
Her: OK.
User Image soberupbuttercup Posted: Nov 19, 2017 9:08 PM (UTC)
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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions...last night I ordered way overpriced Mexican food via room service and ate in front of the tv in my hotel bed. This morning I woke up hang-over free at 5 am and stepped 🛏 into a big pile of nachos. •
#sobernotboring
User Image soberupbuttercup Posted: Nov 19, 2017 4:31 PM (UTC)
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Boom! 👊 Denver International Airport just got hit by #turnthetees. Drawing awareness to females being walking billboards for binge drinking. Before: wake me when it’s happy hour, bubbles no troubles, I’ll drink to that, wine time....

After: AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Guns and Roses. 🤙🤘👊

Women are meant for so much more than drinking rosé all day. #alcoholawareness #bingedrinkingawareness
User Image soberupbuttercup Posted: Nov 18, 2017 1:27 PM (UTC)
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Me, too, my man. Me, too. Brad Pitt has a year of sobriety behind him. That is so #teetotallyawesome ❤️
User Image soberupbuttercup Posted: Nov 16, 2017 3:05 PM (UTC)
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1. I couldn’t zip up my wedding dress so I ordered another last minute. I didn’t criticize myself or hate me. I didn’t spiral.
2. I was sent the wrong replacememt dress. I opened the box and there were brown sequins. I called. I didn’t curse. I was calm. I didn’t spiral. A new one will be here in time. 🤞
3. I was told I needed Botox a week before my wedding. I didn’t look at myself in the mirror and want to change what I saw. I didn’t spiral. •
Ch-ch-changes. I’ve reached the point where I can handle being imperfect and allow others around me to be imperfect, too. I would’ve drank a bottle of wine and cursed so much before. I would run out an fixed my face. I would’ve spiraled. #teetotallyawesome
User Image soberupbuttercup Posted: Nov 15, 2017 2:02 PM (UTC)
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Lady-drugs are the worst. You know what I’m talking about. The idea that women pass around that “you need wine to feel better about your insides and Botox to feel better about your outsides.”

A co-worker told me “It is time” for me to get Botox yesterday. I have wrinkles. Of course I do, the 80s were awesome. I battle low self-esteem. I battle using drugs to make me feel “better.” If you like wine and injections, you do you, of course, no judgement here. But aging is not a disease and we should not be passing around the idea we need a doctor to treat it.

You do you. I do me. But, stop advertising any of it is a feel better drug. I am working on feeling ok in this mind and body. Knowing me, I’ll probably be asking for the biggest syringe someday. Prob end up overdoing it. #ladydrugs
User Image thebest4jess Posted: Nov 15, 2017 4:30 AM (UTC)
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Like a shower. And putting on lotion. And making sure you’re asleep before 10 pm. My self care journey is soooo rocky. It cycles with my moods, like most things, though it’s one of the easiest to keep on a schedule. And honestly, it would probably help with the severity of my mood cycles. I’m learning, as always. And I’m always a work in progress.
User Image soberupbuttercup Posted: Nov 13, 2017 1:47 PM (UTC)
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My girlfriend asked me to go see a movie yesterday at 9:30...in the evening. My first response was, “that’s early for a Sunday movie.” Then she said PM. Oh no no no no. That’s crazy talk. #bedtimeismyhappyhour

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