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User Image gloriamaduka Posted: Mar 20, 2018 11:37 AM (UTC)
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These Cubans were something! 😂😂😂
User Image _candied.yams_ Posted: Mar 20, 2018 12:05 AM (UTC)

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I've seen several now that were screaming abt staying in lanes before but apparently didn't fully comprehend the concept? Wooop! There they go, swerving away. Ssssooo sorry. #notsorry #pleasestayinyourlane #dumbasses #sopredictable #roundandround #thirstybitchesbelike
User Image randallanne Posted: Mar 19, 2018 1:21 PM (UTC)

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Thanks Aunt Priscilla! Our cats are obsessed with their new tree!! #sopredictable
🌪💩 M O N D A Y M U S I N G S : O N B R A V I N G T H E S H I T S T O R M P A R T I 💩🌪 There are moments when I feel like I’m nailing this parenting malarkey 👊🏻— okay admittedly, they are *very* few and far between but when I get the kids up 👭, dressed 👗, fed 🥣, we arrive at the school gates on time 🏢, after which I *then* arrive at the office on time 📊📈, I feel like a flippin HERO 🏆. Like I could tackle anything thrown my way 💪🏻. And then, of course, there are the moments when the shit 💩hits the proverbial fan — in the most spectacular of ways 🙈. Take last Sunday night; we went out with friends, got in and as we said goodbye to my cousin who was babysitting, we heard a wail from upstairs 😵. What we found there, I can only liken to the horrendous kind of mess that you would find in the trauma department of Seattle Grace 🏨🚨🚑(@greysanatomy fans, you’ll understand). Alice had projectile vomited 🤮🤢 all over her bedroom but the sheer amount of mess made me think that said vomit must have hit a tornado 🌪 as it exited her mouth. My words just can’t do it justice — all I’ll say is, I’d *never* seen anything like it. After a night time bath 🛁 and a sheet-washing session, we put her back to bed 🛌 — only to wake up in the morning to be hit by a smell so putrid 😷, it was a literal, physical assault of the nostrils 👃🏻🤜🏻. We tentatively stepped into the culprit’s room to find her utterly consumed by her own excrement; I kid you not, it was on her face, it was in her eyebrows, in her hair 💩🙈🤢. It was, simply put, horrific. Bathtime was expertly sorted by the husb as Tamara got ready for school while I tried to wash the sheets, optimistically. Of course, there was absolutely no coming back from this one (I mean why was I even bothering 🤷🏻‍♀️?!) but I couldn’t find the spares. Unsurprisingly, the soiled ones ended up in the bin where they belonged. And me being me? Well I primed some more, didn’t I?! 📦📦📦#weallknowhowthisends #sopredictable #primeeverytime #mondaymusings #todayiprimed #whenshithitsthefan
User Image jolandajones Posted: Mar 18, 2018 6:42 PM (UTC)

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Bald has been the style long b4 the @houstonchron decided 2 showcase bald black women! They r ALWAYS behind the times! I have been bald 4 over 10 years! My mother was bald b4 me & many other black women were bald b4 us! It dates back centuries; back 2 the motherland ~ Africa! In fact, when I cut my hair off in 2007, the Chronicle actually wrote a story about why I would cut my hair off & choose 2 be bald! In their article it was not a good idea. #GirlBye #BlackAndBaldHasAlwaysBeenBeautiful #RollingMyEyes #SoPredictable Humm: U think Black Panther & the bald women warriors pointed the chron in the right direction?! Probably!
User Image toria.lockwood Posted: Mar 18, 2018 4:56 AM (UTC)

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User Image alittlebitetc Posted: Mar 17, 2018 6:34 PM (UTC)

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Prediction: these will be my two most worn spring/summer accessories. 🙌🏻🤩 All details linked in my bio or here: #liketkit #springfashion #espadrilles #ltkshoecrush #ltkunder100
User Image the_fit_fun_foodie Posted: Mar 15, 2018 10:06 PM (UTC)

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Me: "I'm going to make you a grilled cheese bud"

Keegan: "No I don't want grilled cheese mama"

Me: "So if I make one for just me you won't want any?" Keegan: "Nope" Keegan: Sees my grilled cheese and...........👆👆👆👆😂😂😂😂😂 #myboy #sopredictable #lovehim #organic #grilledcheese #butter #love #realfood
User Image caleybfromda803 Posted: Mar 15, 2018 3:01 AM (UTC)

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soo once again the male race doesn’t not fail to disappoint me. lol but #whatsnew. i honestly don’t get it anymore. like i promise God did not create me for relationships because i don’t ever see this thing working out for me. soo yeah i told someone today that i’m just gonna be asexual and die a virgin so woop woop (nothing is wrong with being a virgin btw!!!) and also i’m sick and tired of this hateful world we live in but that’s a whooole ‘nother story for a whole ‘nother post , ya feel ? and just a small tiny s/o to @cheyandtacos because she my boo thang and i miss her a bunch and we might not hang out a lot anymore but i’m still her bff so everyone else can take a seat. oh and i’m highly thinking about just graduating freaking early because i can’t do two more whole years of this high school thing but Leslie would never let me so these are just my personal thoughts. Okay , time to go do my home work and attempt to get my life together nighty night #fml #whatshesaid #yjusty #sopredictable #imgullible #whyamilikethis 🧟‍♂️🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️🌚🎱🎮💻🎥🕳🖤🖤🖤🖤 #coldhearted
User Image steph_rosal Posted: Mar 14, 2018 4:11 PM (UTC)

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User Image xlauradelaney Posted: Mar 11, 2018 2:15 PM (UTC)

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User Image mattcook_ Posted: Mar 11, 2018 4:35 AM (UTC)

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Sometimes I feel like @instagram takes part in some beguilement with my likes and comments and followers . But the again I’m like I could win with this. I mean I may not get a deal off the Gram, but I can still get one off of who I am... I mean truth be told I’ve won with Less ... It’s really nothing to move a mountain or two !! #IwouldProbablyDropAnotherKAfterThisPost #SoPredictable 🙄 So I am going to ask the Question what’s it really ? Jealousy , Envy , Hate ... I have done nothing to deserve this, beside be Kind to all I encounter .