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Who is heading to @vegfestuk tomorrow? Mummy P and I are really bloody excited! Anyway, here’s an oldie but a goldie from last year’s #squashwatch 🎃
Sometimes I think the "meme makers" are spying on me and just making random memes about my life...
#memes #scarilyaccurate #accurate #plantkiller #true
My plant has died! Gutted i tried to keep it alive but it wasn't having any of it and pixie kept eating it! #plantkiller #oops 😳🙈🤦🏻‍♀️😂
rituleh 20h ago
I'm pretty sure this plant is not gonna survive 🤦🏼‍♀️
#plantkiller #deadplants
manda.g 20h ago
Welcome to my house plant. I feel sorry for you.. 🌱💚
#plantkiller #nrone #illtrymybestthough
I'm guessing a basement office with no natural light isn't a good place for plants...#plantkiller #badmom
Gonna try my best to keep these alive 🌹! Thanks to Chris for buying me things I’m still bound to kill 😂. #plantkiller #greenthumbskippedageneration #roses
First casualty of winter 😢 This #succulent (not sure of name) suddenly started looking bad! #helpplantfriends! I've moved him to what I call the #plantnursery. #monstera and #orchidcatcus babies are thriving here! I didn't mean for the laundry table to be overwhelmed with plants but that's #plantlife 🌱🌿🌵❤ #indoorplants #indoorjungle #plantaddiction #plantkiller #greenthumb #succlantsofinstagram #plantsofinstagram
Need to organise my work space - it’s a never ending battle 😂😂 That plant is my spirit animal cos it likes dark rooms... I still consider myself a plant killer and I don’t wanna sound braggy but I’ve kept 4 various house plants alive for 4months... it’s a record. 😂😂
Evening light patterns on the dining room walls and (my dirty little secret) plastic plants. 🙈😜 #plantkiller #evening
Trying to nurse my Fiddleleave bush back to health. Losing leaves and some turning brown. Suggestions were to move into indirect light and keep its roots out of standing water......let’s hope it works 🌿🍃🌱
#fiddleleafbush #fiddleleaves #plants #nogreenthumb #plantkiller #plantlover
no matter how hard I try, I will never be a #plantlady but I hope one day she can. half the soil is in our bathroom sink & it was "well watered" 🚿 #plantkiller
Apparently the only way for me to keep a plant alive is knowing I get to eat it. #plantkiller #basilplant #herbgarden #stillkickin
For some reason, I decided to buy a plant. Which is hilarious, because my houseplants are plastic and come from Ikea. The guy promised me I only had to give it water every 3 weeks. So if I water it today, it should last at least that long. #plantkiller #itwasonly5.99