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User Image greenriverdog Posted: Feb 10, 2018 12:58 AM (UTC)

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After taking this picture Matt said "Does my beard really look like that? It looks like I ate Chewbacca!" #mattisms #beardface #terminatorglasses
User Image befiercelyyou Posted: Jan 4, 2018 2:36 PM (UTC)
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A new #aboutbfy post for the new year. 😘
* I took piano lessons for years. It improved my grades by practicing concentration, but it wasn’t for me. My sisters are all much better than I am. * I have a very specific memory of a time right after my parents told me we were moving from Utah to Ohio. I was 8, sitting in their room imagining what it would be like to go off to BYU one day. Matty would be in my class, we’d remember each other and get married and have babies. Neither of us went to BYU, but the rest was right on. I think my 8 year old self knew a little more than I gave her credit!
* Matt likes to steal my phone and text all my family, pretending to be me. This was a recent favorite of mine: "My next post is going to be the Top 10 ways to adjust your bra in public without anyone noticing. Number 3 is a method I call the "Dudley Do-Right", and all it takes is a spatula and a can-do attitude."
* I have lived in 5 states and 3 different countries.
* Matt proposed to me on April Fools Day. We went to Harry Potter World for our honeymoon.
* One of my favorite places at Christmas time is Poland. The Krakow Christmas Markets are unbeatable. The cold never seemed to bother me when there was so much history to explore by foot.
#aboutme #krakow #christmasmarkets #lovestory #kindergartensweethearts #aprilfoolsproposal #mattisms #pianolessons #harrypotter #honeymoon
User Image totalgeekpackage Posted: Nov 10, 2017 6:07 PM (UTC)
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"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet." #Mattisms Heard this quote today & I thought it was worth repeating. #GeneralMattis #QuoteOfTheDay
User Image mattr0den Posted: Oct 24, 2017 3:33 AM (UTC)
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Every hour's happy hour when you're on vacation. 🍻😋🇫🇷 #Paris #France #Mattisms #Murphys #TheHideout #TreatEuroSelf
User Image chrismalucomma Posted: Oct 23, 2017 4:25 PM (UTC)

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"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." -- General James Mattis #Mattisms #MuayThai #ArtOfEightLimbs #Glock19 #LousPoliceSupply #USMC @fairtex_official @glockinc @attwestpines @jagalyfe
User Image tanshiq Posted: Sep 23, 2017 9:02 PM (UTC)

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"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." #mattisms
User Image gra333 Posted: Aug 31, 2017 2:29 AM (UTC)
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⭐️ 4am in Spain, on Santi's couch, & life couldn't be better 🔥 #welp #wednesdaynights #thursdaymornings #barcelona #mattisms #summer2017 #instalife
User Image gra333 Posted: Aug 28, 2017 4:20 PM (UTC)
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✈️🗽🌏Rule #1 of traveling to Europe: make sure your passport doesn't expire within the next 3 months 🗺🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️ #adventureawaits #eurotrip #summer2017 #whoops #mattisms #montreal #barca #ibiza
User Image jilljabs Posted: Aug 29, 2017 12:26 AM (UTC)

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User Image mattmellinger Posted: Aug 6, 2017 9:18 PM (UTC)

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Special thanks to @ndip106 for documenting the first step on my new career path: humannequin. #tommybahama #mattisms
User Image bhfelldown Posted: May 10, 2017 4:55 PM (UTC)

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User Image caseyannwmu Posted: May 8, 2017 9:44 PM (UTC)
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Matt: "Watch for falling people! There might be rocks behind them!" #TheDeVedosGoToAlaska #mattisms
User Image slutcatband Posted: Mar 17, 2017 9:35 PM (UTC)

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Paddy's day update: Matt is "In more shapes than the mountains hai!" #slutcat #booze #mattisms #rocknroll #dublinrocknroll #fewcansbegrand #band #rotten
User Image jilljabs Posted: Mar 7, 2017 12:48 AM (UTC)

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User Image matthew_b_ritter89 Posted: Mar 4, 2017 9:03 PM (UTC)

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#share➡️empower➡️strengthen - I love this quote!!! A glimpse of things I value in life. I wish so many could truly hear and digest it... internalize some of it. Some people are surprised by my openness and "social risk taking" but why limit things you're successful at? 🤣. You're unable to grow without failing at some point. Someday a like-minded person will show face. Until then I'll be stayin on that Me-Mission... It's worth the wait! #mattisms #mymind #myphilosophy #mymotto #values #beliefs #connectedness #empathy #authenticity #yougetwhatyousee #nohidingthat 😂.