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Unimpressed
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👩🏽: “Son! Sit down, look. Look. Look what I can do. No really...sit down, watch. Look at me” *please think I’m cool 🙏🏼*
👦🏼: “....Hurry up”
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Dying 😂😂😂 #iwannabeacoolmom
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Today I hit the gym and finished #bbgstronger #legs then got babysitters so I could spend some one-on-one time ((#literally 🏀😜🙌🏼 ))with my oldest. 👉🏼I’m just WAITING 🙏🏼 for the day that he realizes that my “weird” is just a side effect of being WICKED AWESOME 😝🤘🏼
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Ohhhh my boys 👶🏼👦🏼👦🏼, so much of me belongs to them❤️. I think I died a million times playing ball with my lil’ man.
Happy birthday to my crazy ass best friend. I don't think a human has ever made me laugh as much as you do. I hope your birthday is as fun as you are xoxo

P.s hi @a_l_cooper, you look impressed.. as always.. 😋
#nothehallway #literally #djmustardhadeveryright
Ayyeee...these ppl thought they were going to get 1 up on me w/this auction but I was like NOPE #goteem!! Last bids at the last minute...need that runner for this long hallway & dolly for any heavy lifting whenever I need to move or for @shopcanarico, as well as the mirror, vanity & bags #winning #literally 😁 #CanariLife
What off days should be filled with.... baths, love ❤️ and belly rubs. Oh and tacos 🌮
Wednesday’s are all about lessons learnt... Today’s lesson... do not leave the remote on the coffee table while your children are innocently watching Moana on the family channel & you go and get chores done... while putting washing away, I hear Nelly start screaming... Like... SCREAMING!! “Muuuuuum.... I don’t want to watch this, it’s scary” she squeals... to which, mother of the year over here, screams back from the other room “it’s ok Nelly, it’s just a movie... keep watching Moana, she’s a brave girl like you”
Nelly starts crying and runs into her room (where I was) and hides in her bed... while consoling her, thinking C’mon kid, harden up... I walk out into the lounge to find Lola... holding remote, dumbfounded, staring directly at the TV... completely horrified... as I turn to look at the TV, I now see Moana seems to have been given the boot and now some horrendously scary creature was eating actual humans! 😳
Lola, the devils spawn, had flicked down a few channels to the Thriller channel.
Nelly quickly jumps in on my mortified #mumfail look, as I scramble for the remote with “Seeeeeee mum...” 🙄 Yes Nelly, I see.
So here’s cheers to nightmares tonight.
I am getting the diffuser and all my calming essential oils out as I type.

#thefaultymama #sorrykids #keeptheremoteclose #epicmumfail #jeeperscreepers #literally #kickinggoals #nightmares #doterrratotherescue #traumatisedchildren #essentialoilsforkids #oops #foxtel #parentallocksarenowon
One of the many reasons Mommy always says no throwing balls in the house, Daddy🤦🏻‍♀️ #poppinbottles #literally #boyswillbeboys #redredwine @prehage21
"Today I lived one of the most important experiences in my professional life and academic to be present at the CIDH ⚖ special session 5️⃣8️⃣ of the Court Interamerican of human rights!” 👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍🎓👨🏼‍⚖️ #university #study #court #law #instagram #onu #instalike #instamood #costarica #literally #book #photooftheday #me #follow4follow #cidh #follow #picoftheday #trip #style #like4like #likeforlike #amazing #lifestyle #life #teacher #books #love #mexico #humanrights
"Today I lived one of the most important experiences in my professional life and academic to be present at the CIDH ⚖ special session 5️⃣8️⃣ of the Court Interamerican of human rights!” 👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍🎓👨🏼‍⚖️ #university #study #court #law #instagram #instagramers #instalike #instamood #costarica #literally #book #photooftheday #me #follow4follow #cidh #follow #picoftheday #trip #style #like4like #likeforlike #amazing #lifestyle #life #teacher #books #love #mexico #humanrights
"Today I lived one of the most important experiences in my professional life and academic to be present at the CIDH ⚖ special session 5️⃣8️⃣ of the Court Interamerican of human rights!” 👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍🎓👨🏼‍⚖️ #university #study #court #law #instagram #instagramers #instalike #instamood #costarica #literally #book #photooftheday #me #follow4follow #cidh #follow #picoftheday #trip #style #like4like #likeforlike #amazing #lifestyle #life #teacher #books #love #mexico #humanrights
This girl. She’s loud. She’s crazy. She’s beautiful. Her filter is nearly nonexistent. She knows how to have a good time. But at the same time, she’s human. She has weak points. She has history. She has demons. One of them is you.

She’s my best friend. If you break her again, I break you. People like @kaileysage_ make me believe that you’re meant to be friends with someone out there. We live 5 hours apart, but fate still made it work. If I can make time for her, you can. Be a man.

#publicserviceannouncement #illkillyou #literally #bestfriendappreciation

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