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User Image rickydavissss Posted: Oct 4, 2017 10:13 PM (UTC)

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Shouts out to my main dude, we need some more drunk nights like this 😂😂. Happy birthday pimp 😌👌#FuckingRaccoons @ih8chrisjacobz
User Image highflyinglittlebird Posted: Aug 3, 2017 2:32 PM (UTC)

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Sorry for the weird, sideways post... this get well card was created for my boss who had an unfortunate run in with a mean, MoFo of a trash panda last week. If you're going to end up with a severely sprained wrist and other injuries, you're also going to get a snarky card from your employee who shares your same sense of humor (thank god)! *Because I know @caseyruth will ask 😉, I used @tombowusa brush pens #getwellsoonJ #trashpanda #fuckingraccoons #lookslikeabear #firstattemptatpaintinganimals #tombowusa #handmade #card #hipstertrashpanda #snailmail #calligraphy #letterpdx #watercolor #wemakepdx #portlandoregon #raccoonsinthecity #northwestisbest #adoregon #highflyinglittlebird
User Image ronbonz1 Posted: Jul 23, 2017 3:38 PM (UTC)

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Fucking raccoons shredded this feeder and took the battery out! #huntingprep #fuckingraccoons
User Image zippitydoodadae Posted: Jun 12, 2017 1:48 PM (UTC)

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I woke up to this horrible event. Raccoons destroyed the snapper turtle eggs :( #terrible #cycleoflife #turtleeggs #snapperturtle #snappingturtle #fuckingraccoons
User Image juicecnd Posted: Nov 18, 2016 3:08 AM (UTC)

4 Ludwig
Today at work, the food we set up for our guests was being threatened by two raccoons. Little guys were fucking fearless.
#iwasntready #soscared #fuckingraccoons
User Image pamrollins_ Posted: Oct 25, 2016 1:34 PM (UTC)

10 Gingham
our coop was attacked early this morning, we lost our duck pair Darkwing & Perry. No sooner than I moved all of the birds into the garage and the two culprits were back in the yard looking for their kill. Darkwing defended his girl to the end and definitely got the worst of it. Be peaceful together my little lovebirds. ❤️ #RIP #backyardducks #fuckingraccoons #buildafortress #darkwingandperry4EVA
User Image a_boonedog Posted: Oct 19, 2016 8:00 PM (UTC)
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Looky, some #mural friends I mades today! They're #silenttypes. Was good visits with surgeon today (@cowboysteverealtor & @a_fleuriste REALLY like Dr Pike!) no torn CCL....stress & slow deterioration sorts of knee stuffs. Will takes my rowdytimes easier for a few months... smaller hikes, no frisbee times tho, dang. #healing #healthydog #cattledog #coonhound #muttsofinstagram #getwell #fuckingraccoons #dog 🐼
User Image coachcrazee Posted: Sep 14, 2016 7:11 AM (UTC)

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DEAD!! ME!!! TARTT!!! Face to FACE with this monster!!! Just chillin between me and my FRONT DOOR!!! Ummm no Pop Tartt can't have her midnight potty break tonight!!! This thing was TWICE the size of a FAT CAT!!! Flat out turned around and walked allllll the way around my complex to get to the other walkway!!i didn't even want to turn around in case the devil was following me!!!! #scaredycat #heartracing #fuckingraccoons #challengedme #yeahright #byefelicia #no😂 #badtiming #sorrynotsorry ✋🏿😳😨😱😧💩💩💩💩☠️☠️☠️☠️✌🏿✌🏿️✌🏿️✌🏿️#adiosmotherfucker 🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾
User Image scyllashiva Posted: May 16, 2016 5:17 PM (UTC)

2 Juno
On this sad morning I made the boys a hearty warming breakfast if #Glutebfree #frenchtoast . Two of our chickens were killed last night. Poor babies!! It IS losing pets. You hand raise them from little fuzz balls, we could hold them and they would ride the shovel when we garden! So down to two now. Hoping we can get some chicks soon. #sadday #poorchickens #lovechickens #damnraccoons #fuckingraccoons #paleoish #fresheggs
User Image matthewgere Posted: May 2, 2016 8:20 AM (UTC)
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Hey, fuck you dude, I'm sick and I'm trying to sleep and you're pissing off my cat. I get that you're stuck but I built you a ramp and you won't use it. You little idiot, stop trying to open my fucking window.

UPDATE: it did use the ramp and leave finally. And was totally cute and cleaning its little coat and yawning 🗑🐼 still an asshole though.
User Image matthewgere Posted: May 2, 2016 8:18 AM (UTC)
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Oh good. Now a different raccoon is trying to break in my window at 4 AM. What is this fucking life? Am I some kind of raccoon Siren?
User Image ihopefortheday Posted: Apr 29, 2016 12:11 AM (UTC)

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Five months and 1,375 dollars later I finally got my man back♡♡♡ #vwbeetle #beetle #vw #volkswagen #fuckingraccoons
User Image audreyinstagraham75 Posted: Apr 7, 2016 5:06 PM (UTC)

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This is what my two dogs were insanely barking at this morning. Which made me angrily stomp downstairs after working until 3am. OK. I get it. That is something to bark at. #fuckingraccoons
User Image splashdrift666 Posted: Jan 24, 2016 4:41 PM (UTC)

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My poor dude wizz got in a fight with some coons 1 night ago and they fucked him up, he seems to be doing a lot better now he's a little beast!!🐶😈💪🏻#fuckingraccoons #wizzkalifa
User Image rachel_mortenson Posted: Dec 30, 2015 2:41 AM (UTC)

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There just isn't enough people getting engaged in my newsfeed this holiday. So just in case anyone doesn't feel salty about it yet, here is a picture of a raccoon getting engaged. This racoon is now planning a spring wedding and you are still alone. #fuckingraccoons #salty #tistheseason #engagmentseason #alsobabyannouncments #blah #youpregnant #buticangetdrunk

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