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User Image willalexanderw Posted: Dec 12, 2017 9:11 PM (UTC)

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My new hideous DC driver’s license just arrived, and I look disturbed. Just telling a dear friend: “I know they say the camera adds ten pounds, but it looks like I’m smuggling the ten pound camera in my chubby chipmunk cheeks in my ID photo.” I think the woman at the DMV was mad at me, and photoshopped it to look even worse. Now every time I pass a mirror, I fear I really do look that bad. It expires in 2025. Time to move to a new state, and start a new workout plan to look slightly less awful in the next round. 😫👹🧟‍♂️🙈 #dontlookatme #wheresthebagonmyheademoji
#cantdoanythingbadsotheyhavetoshowitonthenews
#mayibringamakeupartistnexttime
User Image sheenbean20 Posted: Dec 12, 2017 8:38 PM (UTC)
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I call this series: “CAUGHT: When the neighbors laugh at you taking pics for the gram” 🤭😉😜 #dontlookatme #jk #letslaughtogether #noshame #waddupdoe #tuesday #vibes #styling #happyholidays #inglewood #uptonogood #melaninpoppin #nofilter
User Image soakednsoul Posted: Dec 12, 2017 8:47 AM (UTC)

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when customers come up to me asking all them questions before I've had my cup of coffee #dontlookatme
User Image fukurochama Posted: Dec 12, 2017 5:01 PM (UTC)

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тαкє ѕσмє тιмє fσя уσυѕєℓf.
User Image carlettacuk Posted: Dec 12, 2017 4:12 PM (UTC)

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Another one!!! It was time, right?
Ya tocaba otra!
Pequeño homenaje a la gran
@adele // Little tribute to one of the biggest singers, @adele
#sing #singing #singer #all #i #ask #alliask #adele #ashamedofmyself #ashamed #dontlookatme #lips #pink #redhair
User Image jbcoffey.ky Posted: Dec 12, 2017 3:31 PM (UTC)

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I thought I could handle a morning in Court. And here I sit, a moment or two from weeping. 😢😭 #dontlookatme
User Image author_kathey_gray Posted: Dec 12, 2017 2:10 PM (UTC)

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Sometimes I sing in the morning. Like a 🕊. But like #sia I don’t like to be watched when I do it.
User Image megan_b_turner Posted: Dec 11, 2017 3:08 PM (UTC)

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