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“Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!”
[John Milton - Al Pacino]
🎬 Movie: The Devil's Advocate (1997)
📽 Director: Taylor Hackford
📰 Written by: Andrew Neiderman (novel), Jonathan Lemkin (screenplay)
🎞 Cast: Keanu Reeves, Al Pacino, Charlize Theron, Jeffrey Jones
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User Image ncshooter26 Posted: Nov 23, 2017 1:59 AM (UTC)
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This week’s #devilsadvocate @foursaintsbrewing is actually a flight of beers, but more precisely, a Thanksgiving themed flight of beers. Of the four, my favorite was the “Kids Table” a combination of the Beam graf and cranberry juice. But, they were all delicious! #beer #craftbeer #craftbrew #craftbeerporn #ncbeer #cheers #buylocal #supportlocal #visitnc #asheboro #nc #foursaintsbrewing #fsbco #smallbatch #limitedrelease #thanksgiving #thanksgiving2017 #thanksgivingbeer
User Image magicalbookfairy Posted: Nov 23, 2017 12:44 AM (UTC)
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Reading this awesomeness and loving it so far!!!! Things are going to be pretty hectic tomorrow so Happy Thanksgiving USA!!!!!! Enjoy the eating cause I will lol
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#bookgeek #booklover #book #magicalbookfairy #thexfiles #devilsadvocate #currentlyreading #happythanksgiving
User Image realashob Posted: Nov 22, 2017 7:37 PM (UTC)
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بذار راجع به خدا یکم اطلاعاتِ محرمانه بهت بدم، خدا خوشش میاد تماشاچی باشه!
اهل شوخیای ناجوره!
فکرشو بکن... اون به انسان ها غریزه رو میده... این هدیه فوق‌العاده رو میده و بعد چیکار می‌کنه؟
قسم می‌خورم که برای سرگرمی خودش، برای خلوت خودش، قوانینش رو بر خلاف غرایز تنظیم می‌کنه!
«نگاه کن، ولی دست نزن»
«دست بزن، ولی مزه مزه نکن»
«مزه مزه بکن، ولی قورت نده»
ها ها ها!
و هر لحظه که یه قدم جلوتر بذاری می‌دونی اون چی کار می‌کنه؟
می‌شینه اون بالا و از تهِ دل بهت می‌خنده!
اون یه موجودِ خبیثه!
اون یه سادیسته!
اون یه مالکِ مفقودالاثره!
اونو بپرستم؟ هرگز!
من از بدو خلقت روی زمین بودم.
احساسات و هیجاناتی رو که انسان دوست داشته پرورش دادم!
همیشه به تمایلات انسان اهمیت دادم و هیچ‌وقت اونو قضاوت نکردم!
چرا؟ چون با تمام عیب‌ها و نقص‌هاش هیچ‌وقت اونو طرد نکردم!
من طرفدارِ انسانم!
من یه انسان گرا هستم!
شاید آخرین انسان گرای واقعی!
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#devilsadvocate #alpacino
User Image devilsadvocatetempe Posted: Nov 22, 2017 7:29 PM (UTC)
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It's the night before we all fill up on absorb amounts of food! Bring the family in and enjoy $8 64 OUNCE Pitchers and $5 Crown Royal drinks starting at 8PM!
#GWG #FamilyBonding #DrinkSpecial #DevilsAdvocate
User Image dean_martin_lawrence Posted: Nov 22, 2017 6:45 PM (UTC)
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Follow the breadcrumbs and pretty soon the whole sweater will unravel to reveal the taut, rippling, dimply ass of @dean_martin_lawrence "the crowned king of memes" declared by himself
#MemeKing #MemeQueen #EdgeLord #Otaku #Waifus #MemeLord #AloneForever #Gorgeous #Fuck #CussWords #DevilsAdvocate #DenzelWashington #RandyJackson #DogCommercial
User Image memetavr Posted: Nov 22, 2017 11:04 AM (UTC)
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Твой пукан после острого дошика
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ну или когда админ опять залил очередной баян.
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#mdkofficial #mdk #4ch #4chan #dvach#2ch #memes #memetavr #мемасы #мемес #жиза #мемасики #videos #video #webms #webm #lol #лол #ору #ор #alpacino #devilsadvocate #doshirak #доширак #fair #toilet #туалет
User Image devilsadvocatetempe Posted: Nov 21, 2017 11:39 PM (UTC)
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We are days away from the BIG GAME! ASU vs. U of A! We are opening our doors extra early at 9am! Tag friends on both sides and join us this Saturday bright and early!

#ASUvsUofA #DevilsAdvocate #Sparky #Wilber #TerritorialCup
User Image rydersrox Posted: Nov 21, 2017 9:05 PM (UTC)
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The realest #Struggle there will ever be ✋🖕 #DevilsAdvocate #KarmaBitch #POTATOOOOOOO🥔 #KByeeeee♡ 🙃🖕🖕🖕
User Image devilsadvocatetempe Posted: Nov 21, 2017 7:47 PM (UTC)
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Who loves TACOS?! Our delicious tacos are only $1 ALL DAY LONG!!! Come join us at the Best #TacoTuesday Deal in town!

#Tacos #DevilsFood #DevilsAdvocate #GreatDeal
User Image filmk.esit Posted: Nov 21, 2017 6:32 PM (UTC)
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IMDb 8.4 (1998) Devil's Advocate
Haklı ya da haksız gözetmeksizin kazandığı davalarla dikkat çeken Kevın Lomax kendisine gelen büyük teklifi reddedemez ve Florida'dan New York'a taşınır. Yeni şirketinin patronu ise, John Milton adında çok zengin ve hırslı bir adamdır. Başlangıçta her şey güzel görünmektedir, davalar kazanılmaktadır, ama Kevin'in özel hayatı yavaş yavaş kararmaya, eşi Mary Ann ile arası bozulmaya başlar. Bütün bunlarda John Milton'ın kelimelerle açıklanamayan bir etkisi vardır.
#DevilsAdvocate#ŞeytanınAvukatı#KeanuReeves#AlPacino#CharlizeTheron#FilmKesit#FilmKeşfetmeninKeyfi..

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