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When you're a classic clutz and tear a hamstring showing of to your kid at the climbing-center...
#momisembarrassing
#clutz
#climbing
#milandia
Some rehab deads for sets of 8 today followed by some smooth 2 board press. Hit 325# x1, 345# x1 and doubles at 320#. #neversatisfiedteam #clutz
Natalie ran into the counter. I asked if she was ok, after I took this funny boomerang video 😂#sheslaughingiswear #clutz #nataliejean #meanmom
Long squat day today. 445# x1, 420# x2, 395# x3 and 425# x3 reverse band. Groove is off and quads aren't firing at the right time BUT basically 0 quad pain today which is awesome!

#neversatisfiedteam #clutz
Laying on the beach thinking I might be working on my #sexy A guy makes his way over to me and I am deciding on what reason I have to say #nothankyou to what will surely be a come on line. “Excuse me, do you know you’re bleeding”. 😒#haha In the end he did #askformynumber #clutz #bloodyknees #notsexy #fail #beachday #saltwaterstings
10 seconds before I fell and twisted my hip and ankle #nofilter #fall #seewhatididthere #clutz
When you're trying to be cool and zipline in the Mayan jungle into a cenote....and the photographer happens to catch you in the midst of your grace and poise .
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#zipline #mayanadventure #mexico #maya #cenote #vacation #letgotoosoon #iamcool #thecoolest #didntquitemakeit #clutz #france #facefirst #fosh #actionshots #stuntdevil #adventureawaits
that one time I tried to do something cool, and failed miserably 😂 #clutz #mylifeinonepicture #gome!
Slip and fell today in my kitchen. I banged my arm against the kitchen wall hella hard. It felt like my arm was broken and I was down on the ground for about 10 minutes! All in a days work as a lifelong clutz. Ha! #thatkidraja #slipandfall #blood #gash #injury #hurt #clumsy #shit #damn #clutz #bleed #homealone #luckyitwasntworse #falldownthursday #sacramento #sac #916 #scrapes #whyme #cursewords #rapper #pain #pause #regular #really #hiphop #real #laughitoff #fell #getup
Home sick. So I made myself some feel better juice and then gave it all to my homies. ☹️😭😩
Send help.
If you're wondering what was in my glass pre-spill, here's the recipe:
-One big hunk of ginger (peeled)
-half of a banana
-1-2 cups of spinach
-1 Apple
-half cup of coconut water -1T ACV
#nofilter #clutz #clutzgallery #smoothie
When it is wet outside, your shoes have no grip, and your talking to an old friend on the phone on your way to work...you don't interrupt the conversation when you slip and scrape your hand #clutz
This is what I get for being a clutz. It was purple within an hour. #ouch #clutz
I haven’t been for a run in a few weeks.
Clearly, I’m out of practice 😆
#stackjob #mudart
#therewasblood #iranitoff #atleastitwasntpoo
Ewww man. First night back at work and this happens... #ouchie #blood #cut #clutz

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