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Pop Quiz! How did I hurt my hand? 🤷🏾‍♀️
a)I fell down some steps
B) I ran into a wall
C.) I got in a fight at a sample sale
D) pole practice
P.S. my latest weekly brief post (a collection of fun/interesting reads, great sales and things to do this weekend) is on the blog! Link in bio!
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Brand spanking new 😍 this baby had so much potential, sadly she only lasted one day with me 💔 I shattered her into a million trillion pieces, at least we have photos for the sake of appreciation 🖤💟🖤 You treated us well @mylifesadventuress • • •
#rip #dabaday #newpiece #brokenpiece #unclerons #yeg #greatglass #clumsyme #itwasgoodwhileitlasted #tribowl #pipe #triplebowl #beauty #yeg420 #globmob #cannabiscommunity
The boii Sooooooooomerandombruuuuuuuuh always cracking me up 😂
Don't bring me coffee in bed. I'll make it even more romantic by spilling it everywhere. #shapeofheart #sheets #clumsyme #koceprat
I would much rather hang out with these Three than fall off ladders🤓😜 #grandkidsarethebest #imokay #thathurt #clumsyme #idratherbecuddlingjack 😍
Any tips for using crutches cus at rate I'm going I'm gonna fracture the other ankle 😂😭 #malleolusfracture #aintnoonegottimefordis #outofaction #clumsyme #sexyleg #whosgonnarunafterthekids
Haven’t had bruised knees in such a long time! 😂🤙🏻 #feelsgood #skateboarding #girlskater
I took a spill in the way into work yesterday. Last night after work my hand was bright red, purple, and swollen. I applied the deep relief roller & Palo Santo oil before bed. This morning it was much better. and I applied the same. Bottom right is tonight, and it’s almost completely gone! When I tell you oils work, I mean it! If only they could fix the hole in my scrubs! #ylessentialoils #getonboard #whatareyouwaitingfor #barcoscrubs #favoritepants

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