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Cleaned out the locker and found the first pair of waders I ever owned. Many miles, two continents and lots of sweat. They owe me nothing.
Stole? Picked? What's the difference but I OBTAINED a basket full of my next door neighbors guavas and made Guava Juice!
Free never tasted so good.
Also, pero like, can it really be considered theft if half the Guava tree hangs over to our side? Wouldn't it technically be ours? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣
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#guava #hot #winter #95degrees #fresh #juice #sweatinginoctober #wtf #globalwarming #refreshing #ballsweat #theft #stolen #butnotreally #drink #drank #thirst #thirsty
Mmmmm! The range of scents we have all been waiting for! #ballsweat (my friend Julia spied these in woolies the other day. For the love of god).
Boom this just happened. Was so close to getting a double bacon and egg roll this morning but managed to stay on track. Nearly 5kg down. Wet and moist Wednesday right there. #ballsweat #moistpanties
Holy fuck! I've turned a lot of wrenches but I do believe this is the biggest fight I've ever gotten! #lml #uppipe #duramax #ballsweat #blood and #tears
"You get ball sweat! You get ball sweat! All you fucks get ball sweat!"
#ballsweat #gonads #gobigorgohome
wearing long pants in Roma today was a really poor life choice. 😂 #ballsweat #chaffing
... paint it all #red . #justred ? . #allred

#long #hot #falldays with @kwest8825 @vizsla_bacon and the meat man.

did I mention it was all red?
did I mention it was #hotasfuck ?
#ballsweat

whose roasted like a #lobster today?

#right
We filmed this promo with @bertkreischer at @orpheumphx a few weeks back. Stoked to be part of this. We have @realstanhope on 10/26 and @desusandmero on 10/28.... Bert, Friday the 27th is still open. How about we film that special...?
Tix at phoenix.ticketforce.com
#bertkreischer #themachine #orpheumphx #phoenix #allthingscomedy #comedyfestival #ballsweat #haboob

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