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#somethingiswronghere if you look at the picture on the left and see no problem. The picture on the right is after I replaced the brush head, and my husband looked at me like I was crazy. #badhygiene #replaceyourtoothbrush #ewwthisisgross
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Geez..
What part of 'el ocupado' do you not understand?
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Besides.. that's not even how gloryholes work!
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*Turns to casual..watchful..at times..even sympathetic..um..unbiased? (Ok, too much)..Live studio IG audience; scroller slash / passerby.*
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Doesn't anybody knock, anymore??
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..I've heard about the supposed dungeoness-que crabs that you could potentially attract, if your into.. dirty jobs or..dangerous catches..or..even if you'd just plain ol' forgotten to pack your latex bodysuit with rectal straw and matching lacrosse stick.. You know, over on the corner of 42nd & 89th, the Grand Central Station public stalls..? ..but this ..this is just ridiculous..
Even by my standards.
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The weird part is,, if I wasn't halfway down the brown beanstalk, by now..I'd probably, totally ..wouldn't mind being helplessly confined, within a cramp, cold..and frankly; draftish ..std riddled, offensively smelly shithole with you.
..This..actually reminds me of a dream I had..🤔
OMG.. don't tell me this is THAT dream I had.. that'd be.. soooo embarrassing... 😏
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Besides..you could catch pneumonia from one of these seats here, Spidey..
I'm trying to save your life!
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Um...
Could you, uh.. spare a square?
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🕷Happy Spidey Saturday, Web-Heads!🕷
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#toilethumor
#badhygiene
#streamgazers
#pissparty
#toilettricks
#pubicenemy
#watersports
#stalltactics
#twoturdsinabucket..muthamuthafuckit
#bottomofthebarrel
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🕷Spidey cosplay by the widiculously, wascally @whiterabbitcosplay .
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📸 by the porcelain Gawd @hydra_bob244 .
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#deadpool #deadpool2 #deadpoolmovie #deadpoolcosplay #deadpoolcorps #realwadewilson #marvelcosplay #spidermancosplay #spiderman #spideypool #spiderpool #spidermandeadpool #spidermanmovie #groupcosplay #cosplaygroup #cosplayersofinstagram #cosplayphotography #cosplayphotoshoot #cosplayphoto #cosplaycommunity
When you go to @costacoffee and get served nothing but filth, disgustingly low standards for a city centre branch in York.. couldn't even drink the tea after seeing this, combinded with rude staff slamming a glass down after asking for a new one, horrible attitude to a customer , needs looking into.. won't ever be returning to this branch.. #costacoffee #badservice #badhygiene #badstandards #dirt #filth #unacceptable #badstaff
Imagine forgetting your toothpaste and being offered to use this..and is that a hair I see?! My ocd would go into overdrive 🤢#peopledemtoonasty #cleaninessisnexttogodliness #badhygiene #idontcareidontshare
Nahhhhhhhhh. This funny asf
(Full version on the"book")
Good morning btw, IG!
#badhygiene
#dead
#hilarious

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