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User Image dad.bods.team Posted: Dec 16, 2017 6:37 PM (UTC)
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As many of you know, the #divorce rate in the United States has surpassed the 50% marker and our fellow #dadbodsteam members aren’t immune to this. Much like having a case of the crabs, divorce doesn’t discriminate and someone you know has been affected by it.
It comes as no surprise that my good friend and crotch shampoo enthusiast, Kent Tutch, has been bitten by the divorce bug. Recently I sat down with him to help develop an online dating profile to get him back in the game. I asked him a question to help best describe himself and love.
It’s clear by the profile picture we came up with what his interests are and just how he got crabs. Here’s just a snippet of his opening line on #FarmersOnly dating site. “You can look but you Kent Tutch because of the crabs.” #KentTutch #UnitedStates #dadbod #dadbods #immune #comedy #funny #instafunny #instacomedy #OnlineDating #CrotchShampoo #Shampoo #DivorceBug #Profile #YouCanLookButYouKentTutch #Crabs #YouCanLookButYouKentTutchBecauseOfTheCrabs #youcanlookbutyoucanttouch #ladiesman
User Image collegecheercoach_ Posted: Dec 16, 2017 6:01 AM (UTC)

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Real men dress in suits love what you love and help take care of things! Blessed to have a man who stepped up to the plate and took on what someone else left! #realistic #mensfashion #men #loveme #lovehimtopieces #life #blackisbeautiful #couples #dontbejelly #allmines #youcanlookbutyoucanttouch
User Image kaatmartens Posted: Dec 15, 2017 3:54 PM (UTC)

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User Image bigtravis619 Posted: Dec 12, 2017 2:40 AM (UTC)
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Newest recruit to The Bella Army! Courtesy of WWE Superstars Brie & Nikki Bella! The Bella Twins!!! ☺😍😍😍❤❤❤😘😘😘🔥🔥🔥
User Image delacelzz Posted: Dec 12, 2017 1:44 AM (UTC)

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User Image siamkrai Posted: Dec 11, 2017 3:19 PM (UTC)

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A demon is hiding in my fridge.
มันแอบอยู่ในตู้เย็น รอการจู่โจม 🤭🚫🚫🚫 #resistingtemptation #cheesetart #guiltypleasure #diet #youcanlookbutyoucanttouch

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