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User Image frankie_bubbles Posted: Dec 14, 2017 11:12 AM (UTC)

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User Image sfkino Posted: Dec 14, 2017 9:35 AM (UTC)

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User Image guruku_mr.d Posted: Dec 14, 2017 5:21 AM (UTC)
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Aku mau coba pake Jedi mind trick sama kalian... 1. Buka profil aku, 2. buka options, 3. tekan "nyalakan pemberitahuan kiriman" 😈
Ehhhhh kalo gagal di-mind trick please melakukan ini because you love me yaaa. Algorithm Instagram berubah jadi kadang2 video aku tidak muncul di atas feed tau. Ok I love you bye bye. #gurukumrd #GOJEKforStarWars #StarWars #TheLastJedi #jedimindtrick
User Image dickburroughs Posted: Dec 13, 2017 10:47 PM (UTC)

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So I was at this Vibe Magazine party/trade show, at the Santa Monica Airport Museum. This was in the 90s, and Mike Tyson was still THIS NEGRO.

So I'm bouncing around the party, on some socialite ish: long locks, marketing guy, managing a recording artists. Think I was also throwing Halo Sunday (hottest party in NYC at the time), so just moving around flirting like it was my job....which it kinda was.

But every time I was socially engaging with a lovely girl, at her booth, It seemed like I got to that booth, like, 60 seconds b4 Mike Tyson. This was when he was still eating infant hearts and playing with pigeons.
After the 4th or 5th time hollering at a girl at the same time, he looked at me, face to face, and said (in that Tyson voice), "You seem to be talking to every girl I'm talking too"

It felt like he was looking at me, just like in this picture.
But you can't catch a smooth muhfucker slipping, because, without skipping a beat, I looked right back at him, and with a true #JediMindTrick, I said "No I'm not" and walked away. I then started following HIM, so we ain't meet again!

#TysonStories #VibeMagazine #SantaMonicaAirportMuseum #California #90s
User Image mayasokora Posted: Dec 13, 2017 10:45 PM (UTC)

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Moxie's primary weapon is what I call the jedi mindfuck. Before she even touches Sagan he's whining and cowering for no apparent reason. When you look close you can see that she's making very deliberate eye contact, and moving her mouth like she's whispering something to him. Something evil, I imagine.... I also like the part at the end where she stops to clean her paw and then gets right back into mind control.... .
#catfight #jedimindtrick #MoxieCat #SaganCat
User Image jonnyx_bruh Posted: Dec 13, 2017 10:07 PM (UTC)

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When #StarWarsTFA came out I had to work and couldnt see it for two days. My feed was flooded with #spoilers and reviews and reactions, shit that told me thetold me the story! So me being proactive thinking, Not this fuckin time! I decide secretly to add this post so this time i know whose pumped for #StarWarsTLJ that way I can hide/unfollow those people hopefully barring another spoilers incident. 4 minutes after I post it this negroe @thechriskazama responds! Needless to say I laughed so hard my ribbs crampin up. Bruh im still cryin’. Mofo blew up my damn spot! My chest hurt. #Snitchin #Greatmindsthinkalike #JediMindTrick #sith #jedi #kyloren #rey #obiean #luke #layaorgana
Massive night at the entertainment quarter in Sydney last night 12.01am , to watch the premier ‘of Star Wars the last Jedi’ ! #starwars #nek#latenight #jedimindtrick #midnightslushie
User Image creo_time Posted: Dec 13, 2017 6:15 PM (UTC)

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"We are the marketing company you're looking for..." #JediMindTrick #StarWars #TheLastJedi #CreoDesign #Marketing
User Image myopic71 Posted: Dec 12, 2017 12:30 PM (UTC)

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User Image comicbookmenamc Posted: Dec 11, 2017 10:02 PM (UTC)

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Oh dear! See what happens when the "most scandalous" C-3P0 merch is brought to the #ComicBookMen *Link in Bio*
User Image thewayofkira Posted: Dec 11, 2017 6:56 PM (UTC)

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The way of the warrior embodiment in a nutshell.
A lifelong path of obtaining skills to be able to defend the innocent with precision extreme violence against those that would cause harm, but also retaining the capacity in the soul to be completely wrapped around the finger of those Innocents we protect 😎 #germanshepherdsofinstagram #germanshepherd #germanshepherdpuppy #k9. #photography #petphotography #puppy #gsdofinstagram #gsd #offroad #quad #backcountry #offgrid #yearold #runner #running #training #focus #goals #jedimindtrick #wayofthewarrior

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