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Done with my surgery. The gal sent some warm donuts home with me! With no powdered sugar. #bitchplease

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User Image cupcakescutlery Posted: Nov 20, 2017 5:02 PM (UTC)
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#AD I may not excel at math or science but I am an expert gift giver (self proclaimed, but still). Which means that I give the kids the perfect mix of what they are asking for (all the tech and electronics) and what I think they'll love. This year that means a family gift to upgrade our computer to one with an #8Gen @intel Core Processor. The power and speed will mean they can get the most out of all their gadgets, new and old. Because what good is a 4K camera if it's not compatible with your computer? These are the things Santa and I talk about...The Lenova 920 Yoga powered by Intel's 8th Gen Core Processor is the must have family gift this year!
Plus check out my gift guide full of tech things your littles will love:
Learn more about the Intel 8th Gen Core Processor:
User Image cupcakescutlery Posted: Nov 20, 2017 1:36 AM (UTC)
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It is my goal in life to make this guy laugh. And if that means getting my father-in-law to build a giant nose with slime so that my husband has to win his gift by answering trivia questions that coordinate with colored balls hidden in the slime, then that's what I'll do. HBD @bgyeah ! More on stories...
User Image cupcakescutlery Posted: Nov 18, 2017 11:41 PM (UTC)
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If you were wondering how in-character the @disneyland princesses stay, this was my attempt at getting her to be "tough." Her embrace was so gentle. We are having a blast checking out all the holiday fun at both parks today! It's my favorite time to visit! ##ad #DisneylandHolidays #HolidaysBeginHere
User Image cupcakescutlery Posted: Nov 17, 2017 6:45 PM (UTC)
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The feeds are all wonky and killing my business vibes so I'm taking back Instagram and taking the pressure off myself to get likes. So I wanted to do a #followfriday and share who I love to follow on here. @alexmichaelmay is everything. Stylish, funny, and truly positive. ❤️ her. Following along with @uplifeofemmyjoy always makes my day! @momecdotes is new and is for all of us moms to share those super mom life moments. @celebrationsathome kills it with her stylish entertaining and I always wish I was invited to her parties. And @amylhendy is making me go broke with her fab style. Go check them out. Image by @bleudogfotography
User Image cupcakescutlery Posted: Nov 16, 2017 9:00 PM (UTC)
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My son came home from school yesterday and told me he couldn't go on the swings for the rest of the week because he was swinging facing the wrong direction. It is HIGHLY likely there is more to the story than he shared with me but I was instantly ready to spring in to action to get his swing rights back. And then I shook my head and laughed.
User Image cupcakescutlery Posted: Nov 15, 2017 7:39 PM (UTC)
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It's a no intention of working out stretchy pants kind of Wednesday. You?
User Image cupcakescutlery Posted: Nov 13, 2017 7:17 PM (UTC)
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The embellishments on this @cabiclothing jacket are being strategically worn to distract from my tired eyes and dark circles. I think I'm going to call it my Monday jacket. (Just ignore the cheesy catalogue pose...) #ad #cabiclothing #styleandideas pic by @bleudogfotography
User Image cupcakescutlery Posted: Nov 10, 2017 12:16 AM (UTC)
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This is the face of someone whose husband had just said, "You're really giving those kaftans a run for their money, huh?" 😐 He said it was a compliment. Riiiiiight. I have that kaftan on today BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME.
User Image cupcakescutlery Posted: Nov 8, 2017 6:13 PM (UTC)
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The big one is totally growing up too fast. But we've been having some good conversations about important things and watching sitcoms together (which makes my heart SO happy). The little one still does not get my humor, especially when I suggest I may turn him in for a new model.😬Life is never dull as a #boymom !
Thank you @tinytruckerco for sending these awesome hats! They could not be more perfect for these two! #ad
User Image cupcakescutlery Posted: Nov 7, 2017 12:11 AM (UTC)
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#ad Do you know what goes perfect with stressed out moms? Wine and essential oils. I decided to host some moms this afternoon to help us prepare for the crazy holiday season. We're blending oils to make the house smell like Christmas (even when it full of gross boy smells) and to calm us down on Black Friday (because you KNOW you want to throw punches out in those stores).
I'm not usually a Chardonnay or Pinot Noir fan but we kicked off the afternoon with a little @chwine wine tasting and those were both my favorite! Color me surprised and relaxed. BTW. This is the best mom playdate idea ever! #CHWineHoliday
User Image cupcakescutlery Posted: Nov 3, 2017 6:08 PM (UTC)
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If you didn't end Thursday night frolicking on the beach with hundreds of your closest friends all dressed in white you played yourself. @dinerenblancoc took a fair (🙀) amount of work to prep for but IT WAS ALL WORTH IT! Such a cool experience to be part of the first one! 👊🏻Get yourself on the list for next year now! And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm taking a "sick" day. #ad #deboc17 #deb2017 #dinerenblancoc #DinerEnBlanc
User Image cupcakescutlery Posted: Nov 3, 2017 3:08 AM (UTC)
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Sometimes it's ok to step away from Keeping Up With the Kardashians and experience something new, okurrrr! SO glad I got to experience the first @dinerenblancoc ! It's truly magical! #ad #deb2017 #DinerEnBlanc
User Image cupcakescutlery Posted: Nov 1, 2017 11:52 PM (UTC)
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This is my fave time of year! I wore a cute sweater but it was still warm enough for iced coffee. And I started Christmas shopping but there was no sign of creepy elves anywhere! 🙌🏻
I holiday-ified (totally a word) my coffee by adding orange zest, cinnamon and nutmeg. Do it.🌲
User Image cupcakescutlery Posted: Oct 31, 2017 4:59 PM (UTC)
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Dear kids,
I've heard that people are up to no good with the candy this year. So I'm going to need to take all your NERDS. Better safe than sorry. Also, Dad's Candy Tax has increased due to an unstable economy. Items not included in the tax are raisins, temporary tattoos, plastic spiders and pretzels.
BTW, this jumpsuit was a big hit the other day when I posted about it so I wrote up a post with links to a very similar one and other comfy, cute jumpsuits that we all should be twinsies in. Use link in my bio to get to the post!
User Image cupcakescutlery Posted: Oct 30, 2017 10:25 PM (UTC)
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You can keep your pumpkin pie. 🙅🏼. I'm more of a Pumpkin Mule kinda gal. 🙌🏻 Pumpkin cocktails: yeah boo or nah?
User Image cupcakescutlery Posted: Oct 29, 2017 5:29 PM (UTC)
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I may not be great at math (seriously, you should see how many times I've asked Google for "help with common core"). #ad
But I AM an expert at figuring out how to make chores more fun. .
I super dislike doing laundry. 👎🏻And I'm guessing you do too. I'm sharing 5 ways to add more "me time" on laundry day. Head to the blog to read all about how you can make chores a little less dumb.
With my Netflix trick, I'd even consider laundry part of #SundayFunday! 🙌🏻
. 📸 by @dezandtam
User Image cupcakescutlery Posted: Oct 28, 2017 8:25 PM (UTC)
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Missing my partner in crime like crazy! He's been gone for a week and we are dying without him! I'm thinking a little self care will be in order when he gets home tonight! 🛩(This picture is from a few months ago. The fake cigarette is leftover from our Christmas card shoot from 2 years ago.😂)
User Image cupcakescutlery Posted: Oct 27, 2017 5:07 PM (UTC)
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Hello weekend! What took you so long? Am I the only one that goes full on Lionel Richie when you see the word, "hello"?
User Image cupcakescutlery Posted: Oct 26, 2017 4:06 PM (UTC)
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Dude. I was invited to see an early screening of #BadMomsXmas and it is just as funny as the first! So inappropriate and yet a perfect view of what motherhood is really like. There's laughter, tears, balls, and swearing. Grab your friends, head to to help plan your #gno and go see @badmoms when it open November 1! #ad Cameo by @melissanorthway and my pal @thehouseofstout (she's the real hero - mother of 5!) at the end!