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  Posted: Sep 21, 2012 10:57 PM FEED
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My favourite vacation pass time: match your juice with your wardrobe

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⚠️ SERIOUS QUESTION GUYS: WHO WORE IT BETTER?! QVM 2017 versus VMA 2001 Edition. #DoubleVenim 👕👖
Sometimes in the world everything falls into place and is perfect. AND THIS IS PHOTO IS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS. It's so dame good.
On Wednesdays we wear pink. (Actually, me and @murraybarker don't discriminate, we wear pink on Sundays too.) 🌈#YASKWEEN 📷 by THE @esther_stewart 💕
Posted: Sep 19, 2017 10:11 PM
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Starting my 29th year with a 7am physio and needling appointment, this selfie with terrible shadowing AND by sipping my morning smoothie out of the cup of life. But above all feeling *~twenty-FINE~* 💁🏻
Posted: Sep 11, 2017 10:18 AM
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Grazie Mille to the 22 transit people that got this 1990s vintage plate safely from Milan to my dinner table in the post in one piece. I went deep into the eBay abyss to find this and boy did I see some things along the way. Let's just say: 'One woman's trash is another woman's trash and another woman's trash and another woman's trash until it has been overlooked so many times and becomes Lisa Marie Corso's treasure'.
Posted: Sep 10, 2017 11:16 AM
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This meme is so me. Except replace 'boy' with 'Maggie Beer's Burnt Fig, Honeycomb and Caramel ice cream' then queue Ronan Keating's 'When You Saying At All' as I walk towards the freezer at my local IGA.
Posted: Aug 27, 2017 10:30 AM
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👀 A STORY BEHIND A PHOTO: On Friday night I was driving to my Mum's birthday dinner, stationary at a set of red lights listening to the Go-Betweens when out of nowhere I was rear ended. The entire car went bananas and I screamed so loudly I'm pretty sure I woke up some locals at Carlton cemetery. I got of out of my little Honda Jazz and her Kim Kardashian booty was flattened like a crepe, the Mazda 3 behind me was a write off and the Holden Astra who hit us both like a strike at ten pin bowling had also seen better days. After I exchanged numbers with cars 2 and 3, I finally made it to my mum's Thai dinner late where I burst out crying in the restaurant and was handed this coconut water juice box and some sage advice from my nonna: 'Leese, stuff happens! For instance, today at the social club they gave me a roll with butter. I hate butter but you move on.' And she's right. So my sister took this photo and I wolfed down some Pad Thai happy to be ALIVE. Lesson of the day: remember to YO to the LO.
Posted: Aug 21, 2017 10:11 AM
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There's a reason she was awarded the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire and is known as Dayum Helen Mirren. Thus concluding today's edition of my 'Majestic Mature Women of Hollywood' bulletin. 📸 @allure magazine
Posted: Aug 14, 2017 11:00 AM
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🌈 Knowing that so many of my favourite friends do not have the basic right to get married/dance the nutbush in front of their family and friends at their wedding reception/and start every sentence with my 'hubby/wife/whatever says' until it goes from cute to annoying (because eventually you'll forget their partner's name) makes me the worst emotional combination of all: SAD/MAD or as I call it 'SAMAD'. Paying $122 million so people can decide if other people can say I DO is a waste of 💰 because LOVE is democratic, wearable by all and always on sale for: ZERO DOLLARS. It's the greatest bargain of all time and should be hanging in EVERYONE's wardrobe. So make sure you're enrolled to vote for the P-word that makes me 'SAMAD' and vote YES because love is love (and because I've already mentally wedding planned at least five of my gays' nuptials and just ordered 2000 non-refundable peonies).
🍌 One million happy birthdays to the girl that's number one on my banana phone's speed dial @aliceoehr and number one at life, and who is also the ultimate life coach (sorry Oprah), cook (sorry Nigella), artist (sorry Picasso), bike rider (sorry Lance Armstrong), listener (sorry Dolly Doctor), partner in crime (sorry Bonnie & Clyde) and BFF (sorry Meryl Streep, but actually please call me).
Posted: Jul 30, 2017 10:38 AM
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To my future unborn children,
On the 29th July, 2017, I baked what I'm dubbing as FAUXGERS aka cupcake hamburgers.
No animals were hurt in the making of this bunbelievable miracle unless you count me and my current mental state as I continue to find sesame seeds all over my kitchen floor.
Each burger comprises a vanilla cupcake 'brioche bun' with orange syrup and sesame seeds, a chocolate cake 'Angus beef pattie', shredded coconut dyed green 'lettuce' and vanilla butter frosting 'ketchup' and 'mustard' held together with a toothpick and served on a tray with a bed of fries and CocaCola.
Now should you stumble across this photo essay on the internet in the future, I want you to take a long, hard look at these cupcakes and know it's with pure love I say: Mummy is NEVER baking these again.

With love and carrot sticks (on the top shelf in the fridge), Mum 😘
Posted: Jul 23, 2017 11:17 AM
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I REACHED NIRVANA when I stumbled across this photo montage of IRL BFFs Dame Maggie and Sir Ian chilling at Wimbledon via @entertainmentweekly and I'm afraid life will never max out to that euphoric level again.
Are me and @robynbutlernotes in the process of writing 40 episodes of a TV show or just watching YouTube tutorials on how to pose like Rodin's 'The Thinker'? Only time will tell.
Posted: Jul 16, 2017 10:20 AM
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It took me 28 years and 194 episodes of Will & Grace to find my daily mantra (aka this deeply 'philosophical' meme) and because I'm super generous I think you should all borrow it. 🙌🏻
Posted: Jul 4, 2017 10:04 AM
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Throwback to me and my dad and that time I had blonde hair. So glad I didn't inherit his sideburns.
Posted: Jul 2, 2017 10:16 AM
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Doing my best Aziz Ansari 'Going to Whole Foods, need me to pick you up anything?' OR Doing my best Diane Lane in 'Under the Tuscan Kale'? Such complexity lies in THIS photo by @jeff_the_peff.
Posted: Jun 26, 2017 10:52 AM
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THIS SEASON ON AMERICA'S NEXT TOP DOG: Molly the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel proves she's more than just a lap dog. She can pout, strut and make you feel more insecure than Cara Delevingne's perfect eyebrows. But behind all that bravado is a Karlie Kloss girl-next-door-charm and hypnotic pensive gaze that not even Twiggy can resist.
Her favourite quote is 'DIVA is a female version of a hustler'. Her biggest flaw is she sheds hair all over the bathroom in the America's Next Top Dog Mansion and uses all the complimentary Aesop skincare products too fast. ☎️ VOTE 1800-HOT-DOG to keep Molly safe.
Posted: Jun 25, 2017 9:52 AM
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Sunday night feels from my favourite futuristic mom.
Posted: Jun 20, 2017 10:29 AM
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I think it's really important that you all know this friendship is the best thing to happen in the universe (literally, ever) and not even all the BFF necklaces in the world will ever compete.
Posted: Jun 11, 2017 11:00 AM
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☎️ David Lynch called, he said he wants me to stay in this photo for the next 25 years.