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User Image _jerkalert Posted: Nov 13, 2017 11:09 PM (UTC)
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"Mustique: Homes for the Fashionably Stale" || The 'Just add a palm tree & call it good' mentality is strong in Dallas.
User Image _jerkalert Posted: Nov 7, 2017 1:30 AM (UTC)
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Pumpkin Spice people must be stopped. Don't they know it's Christmas, now?
User Image _jerkalert Posted: Nov 2, 2017 3:57 PM (UTC)
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User Image _jerkalert Posted: Oct 26, 2017 2:26 AM (UTC)
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User Image _jerkalert Posted: Oct 18, 2017 5:23 AM (UTC)
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How did I make it nearly 30 years without realizing the old #USPS symbol was an eagle & not an awkward little mailman with a big nose?
User Image _jerkalert Posted: Oct 5, 2017 4:40 AM (UTC)
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Nothing to make you feel old & out of shape like spending a couple hours in the pit at an @andrewwk show. I got more than I'd hoped for (minus the broken nose)! Time to soak. πŸ“Έ by @czechstop #TacoGuitar #PartyHard
User Image _jerkalert Posted: Oct 4, 2017 8:05 PM (UTC)
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Found them. I guess it's time for a new pair. #WarbyParker ✏️
User Image _jerkalert Posted: Oct 2, 2017 1:21 AM (UTC)
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No lies, I fucking ❀️ #SPAM ((I mean... I did get 'junk food' tattooed on my fingers)) If you are remotely surprised, do you even know me? πŸ’
User Image _jerkalert Posted: Sep 27, 2017 12:45 AM (UTC)
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Last month at the Presidential Library I saw these & exclaimed "Damn she fine!" @czechstop did not think it was funny but he is wrong #tothewindowtothewall
User Image _jerkalert Posted: Sep 26, 2017 3:13 AM (UTC)
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How many times did Cassidy lie through his fucking teeth tonight? #HealthcareDebate
User Image _jerkalert Posted: Sep 24, 2017 4:57 AM (UTC)
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Posting this mostly as a reminder to myself that I should cut it out with all the late-night Stouffer's || A bunch of my friends went to see Against Me! but I happily settle for a quiet night with the A/C turned low, eating egg salad & drinking bloody marys in my skivvies #ThisLooksLikeaPhotoFromThatBettyCrockerCookbook
User Image _jerkalert Posted: Sep 23, 2017 4:45 AM (UTC)
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OK BUT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A JEOPARDY! CONTESTANT WITH A MORE APPROPRIATE NAME?! πŸ˜‚
User Image _jerkalert Posted: Sep 19, 2017 10:19 PM (UTC)
czechstop
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User Image _jerkalert Posted: Sep 12, 2017 3:52 AM (UTC)
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20th Century Icons || if your mom didn't have this cookbook, did you really even eat?
User Image _jerkalert Posted: Sep 8, 2017 9:40 PM (UTC)
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This little goob right here is one of the sweetest, funniest, most hard-working, beautiful, considerate (the list goes on) women I've ever had the honor of calling my friend. Earlier, Britt, Elise & i were discussing the beautiful things this rug will see over the years, & it is allllll love. Congrats, you two. Can't wait for tomorrow! βœ¨πŸ’—βœ¨ ( @lmagelli @dj.bumpm.sumpm ) πŸ“½ @britt.crowe
User Image _jerkalert Posted: Sep 8, 2017 4:36 AM (UTC)
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User Image _jerkalert Posted: Aug 31, 2017 9:28 PM (UTC)
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HAHAHHAAA Found this magical photo of me & my sister while sorting records. Disposable Kodak, October 2007. #whatisthathair
User Image _jerkalert Posted: Aug 23, 2017 3:59 AM (UTC)
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The perfect photo frame tbh / Harry's desk sign vs. Travis' desk sign πŸ˜† πŸŒ­πŸ’£
User Image _jerkalert Posted: Aug 20, 2017 10:25 PM (UTC)
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Current mood: lol , but also , all of this
User Image _jerkalert Posted: Aug 20, 2017 9:11 PM (UTC)
czechstop
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"A B C D E F G H I J K L M N Oh shit that's too relevant."