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User Image geronimo Posted: Aug 22, 2017 5:16 PM (UTC)
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I ESPECIALLY LOVE TEXTING THROUGH INSTAGRAM SINCE IT'S THE LAST OF THE PLATFORMS THAT HASN'T BEEN OUTSMARTED AND DOESNT LIE WHEN IT SAYS, "SEEN". | photo by @lexireihanian at @colorfactoryco in San Francisco-- live through October. Go see our room, a partnership with @alaskaair, and the other amazing visual experiences!!
User Image geronimo Posted: Aug 22, 2017 1:10 AM (UTC)
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SINGING ALONG TO A SONG AND FINALLY GETTING THE NERVE TO BELT A LINE OUT ONLY TO GET THE LYRICS WRONG IN FRONT OF PEOPLE, IS ONE OF THOSE IN-THE- MOMENT-UNMATCHED-MISERIES WE SHOULD ALL HAVE AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH TO REMIND US THAT WHILE WE PRETTY COOL, WE AIN'T ALL THAT. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤗😘😜| open casting for Geronimo *Cabinet members this Thursday August 24th at #geronimostudio #losangeles at 9:00 AM. Each applicant will have 8 minutes to share something unique/important/practical/enlightened/quirky that they could use to save the world-- with GERONIMO's help. DM for address. *cabinet is just a fun term I'm using to express the collaborative advisory quorum style position this is.
User Image geronimo Posted: Jul 7, 2017 9:50 PM (UTC)
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IT’S REALLY THE UNOFFICIAL HOLIDAYS THAT ARE THE BEST. IF I WERE TO DESIGN MY PERFECT HOLIDAY IT WOULD BE RIDING THE SCHOOL BUS HOME AND EATING MY “OH BOY! OBERTO” PEPPERONI STICKS AND READING THE TENDER COMFORT LETTER MY MOTHER WROTE ME ON HOLLY HOBBIE STATIONERY-- ONLY ACCESSIBLE ON THE LAST DAY OF THE SCHOOL IN A GALLON SIZE ZIPLOCK BAG. A THOUGHTFUL PRECAUTION INVENTED BY SOME SECOND GRADE TEACHER SOMEWHERE FOR A NATURAL DISASTER. A "NICE-TRY- BUT-FRANKLY-QUITE-IMPRACTICAL" TYPE OF HELP FOR ANY REAL EMERGENCY.  YET, I’M NOT TOTALLY CONVINCED THAT A BAG WITH EMERGENCY BLANKET, PHOTO FROM MY FAMILY REUNION AND GLOVES ISN'T ACTUALLY BETTER THAN A TOOL BAG AND FIRE EXTINGUISHER, WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT. #JIHANTHOUGHTS
User Image geronimo Posted: Jul 7, 2017 3:59 PM (UTC)
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WHEN PPL TALK ABOUT BETRAYAL AND RELATE THINGS TO BEING CHEATED ON OR DISCOVERING THAT SANTA ISN'T REAL, ALL MY MIND CAN RELATE IT TO IS THE IMPLOSION OF MY CHILDHOOD AND FINDING OUT THAT RADIO SHOW 📞📻🎤DELILAH WAS NOT A WOMAN IN MY CITY SPEAKING DIRECTLY TO ME THROUGH MY PORTABLE SONY BOOMBOX, BUT A SYNDICATED SHOW FOR ANY COMMON SCHMO. #JIHANISTHEWORST | @davidwrighthouse photo by @alexnoiret
User Image geronimo Posted: Jul 7, 2017 1:00 AM (UTC)
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I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU ALL ALONG: #JIHANISTHEWORST. SO UNFORTUNATELY ALL I HAVE TO SHOW FOR MY THREE MONTHS OFF THE GRID IS THE NEW GERONIMO STUDIO IN MANHATTAN AND BOOTLEGGED MICHAEL BUBLÉ AND SHANIA TWAIN CDS. ALSO TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY. 🤷🏼‍♀️🗽❤️👋🏽 #geronimoNYC
User Image geronimo Posted: Apr 23, 2017 11:09 PM (UTC)
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WHILE ON THE SUBJECT OF COUPONS...
WHAT HAPPENS TO ALL THE BACK MASSAGE AND HOMEMADE DINNER COUPONS THAT PEOPLE GIVE AS REALLY THOUGHTFUL HALF ASS LAST MINUTE GIFTS? HOW LEGALLY BINDING ARE THEY-- SINCE GIFT CERTIFICATES NEVER EXPIRE?
I HAVE A "DAY TRIP TO BAINBRIDGE ISLAND, WA" FROM MY 19TH BIRTHDAY (12 YEARS AGO) FROM MY FRIEND MATT KEYES AND I'VE RECENTLY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO REDEEM IT FINALLY. BUT IF BRANDEN BERNS, MY HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIEND, WANTS TO CASH IN HIS MIXED CD OF THE MONTH FOR LIFE, YOU HAVEN'T HEARD FROM ME - OK? 🙃😬😂🚣🏼‍♀️🛥⛵️🏕🏖 | photo by @alexnoiret 🌸
User Image geronimo Posted: Apr 23, 2017 10:30 PM (UTC)
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I JUST STARTED A NEW RELATIONSHIP WHERE I MANIPULATE, I MEAN SEE A PSYCHOLOGIST, AND ON THE PATIENT INTAKE FORM WHEN IT ASKED FOR MY REASON FOR COMING IN, I SAID "MY BREAKING POINT WAS WHEN I THREW MY LAPTOP ACROSS MY LIVING ROOM AFTER I GOT SIX WEST ELM COUPONS IN A ROW- EACH ESCALATING IN URGENCY AND DISCOUNT." #JIHANISTHEWORST | Photo by @contextofcontent
User Image geronimo Posted: Apr 9, 2017 3:55 AM (UTC)
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I LIVE WITH AN ODD GUILT- I DON'T READ CARDS THAT PEOPLE GIVE ME. BECAUSE. BECAUSE WHO KNOWS. BUT I HAVE A PLACE I HIDE UNOPENED BIRTHDAY AND CORRESPONDENCE CARDS IN THE RAFTERS AT MY STUDIO, REACHABLE BY LADDER. SOMEDAY WHEN I'M STRONGER, I'LL OPEN THEM. MAYBE. #JIHANISTHEWORST | photo by @contextofcontent .... also am I seeing you tomorrow at the @bossladiesmag fireside chat at @parachutehome in Venice? Tickets through @bossladiesmag. I'm changing my underwear for the occasion so I'd love you to come. 👋🏽😬👋🏻
User Image geronimo Posted: Apr 8, 2017 3:04 PM (UTC)
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I STOPPED SAYING "YES" TO FAVORS TWO NOVEMBERS AGO AFTER I TRAVELED THROUGH THREE CONTINENTS, FOUR COUNTRIES AND TWO US CITIES WITH A SMALL BACKPACK AS MY ONLY LUGGAGE, TOTING A GIFT THAT A FRIEND OF A FRIEND INSISTED I DELIVER TO MY FINAL DESTINATION (South Africa). ONLY TO FIND OUT IT WAS AN UNSENTIMENTAL, RUN OF THE MILL, MALL-BOUGHT SHIRT FOR AN EX BOYFRIEND SHE PROB NEVER EVEN BURPED IN FRONT OF SO LIKE HOW DEEP WAS THAT LOVE ANYWAY. 😑😕🤷🏼‍♀️#JIHANISTHEWORST | photo by @arianagillrie
User Image geronimo Posted: Apr 7, 2017 11:44 PM (UTC)
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AS YOU ARE READING THIS, I'M GUESSING YOUR BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE BC I'VE ALREADY DETERMINED WHAT U LOOK LIKE NAKED. 😬😜🤑😂👀🤷🏼‍♀️#JIHANISTHEWORST #JIHANTHOUGHTS | photo (and 👟 cameo) by @contextofcontent.
User Image geronimo Posted: Apr 6, 2017 11:50 PM (UTC)
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OCCASIONALLY I'LL MAKE A LIST OF ALL OF THE PPL IN MY LIFE AND HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE ME TO MISS THEM. #JIHANISTHEWORST #JIHANTHOUGHTS | @refinery29 + @sam_edelman basically handed over the world and were like, "pick a place and let's make some magic". And because I'm a homebody lacking imagination, I chose the very loved Echo Market, which is literally 100 ft from #geronimostudio and 1000ft from #chezgeronimo. Because what's more important than loving the people right in front of you first? Photo by @contextofcontent
User Image geronimo Posted: Mar 29, 2017 4:43 PM (UTC)
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WHY WE DON'T BLUSH EVERY TIME WE ANNOUNCE OUR GOING TO THE RESTROOM IS STILL OUR MOST ASTOUNDING ACT OF COMPARTMENTALIZING AS HUMANS. THAT, AND QUIETLY SITTING THRU A SYRIAN GENOCIDE IN 2017. #JIHANTHOUGHTS | photo by @contextofcontent
User Image geronimo Posted: Mar 29, 2017 1:03 AM (UTC)
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AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE, BIRTHDAYS ARE MORE ABOUT UPDATING THE ANATOMY MAP OF MY BODY HAIR I'LL NEED HELP BEING REMOVED IF I BECOME A VEGETABLE. 👀👃🏼👂🏻👨🏻 #JIHANISTHEWORST | gif by @thisisground who has included me in a lovely series on their website with someone I've had a hardcore crush on since 2011 (@dustinohalloran) and blushing to see my gif above his kind of like we're a couple or something. 😍😂
User Image geronimo Posted: Mar 27, 2017 7:09 PM (UTC)
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FROM THE WINDOWS OF MY CAPITOL HILL APARTMENT IN SEATTLE, IN 2009, I USED TO WATCH THIS COUPLE PLAY XBOX NAKED ON THEIR COUCH DURING THE DAY, AND IT WAS THE THING I LOOKED FORWARD TO THE MOST ON WEDNESDAYS, WHEN I WORKED FROM HOME. #JIHANISTHEWORST | photo by @contextofcontent
User Image geronimo Posted: Mar 27, 2017 5:17 AM (UTC)
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SOCIAL MEDIA HAS US CONVINCED THAT BEING IN TOUCH WITH FRIENDS FOR LIFE IS NORMAL BUT I LONG FOR THE DAYS OF LOSING TOUCH WITH PEOPLE AND NEVER HEARING FROM THEM AGAIN AND CONSIDERING THEM DEAD UNTIL YOU ROLL UP ON THE MARSHALL'S DRESS FOR LESS TO GRAB A HARD SUITCASE AND YOU LOOK TO THE CAR ON YOUR LEFT AND LO AND BEHOLD LOOK WHO HAS RISEN FROM THE DEAD AND IS DRIVING A HYUNDAI SONATA WITH TINTED WINDOWS! #JIHANISTHEWORST | photo by @contextofcontent x @cinespia
User Image geronimo Posted: Mar 22, 2017 10:41 PM (UTC)
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I JUST DONT THINK PEOPLE REMEMBER HOW MUCH BARNES AND NOBLE AND EDDIE BAUER and THE BODY SHOP PLAYED IN OUR MASS MALL CONSUMER LIVES 15 YEARS AGO AND SOMETIMES I GIVE A LITTLE ATTITUDE TO AMAZON PRIME FOR BEING SO SMUG CUZ I'M LIKE "UR PROB NEXT, BIG BOY". 👅 | photo by @keara.maryn
User Image geronimo Posted: Mar 22, 2017 10:30 PM (UTC)
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I LIVED WITH MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER 👵🏻FOR THE LAST YEAR OF HER LIFE AND I THINK MY MOST WARM MEMORY FROM LIVING WITH A 100 YEAR OLD WAS WATCHING HER ENJOY EATING VIENNA SAUSAGES CUT UP AND PLACED IN HER COCOA PUFF CEREAL. 😬😛😂🤷🏼‍♀️ #JIHANTHOUGHTS | photo by @alexnoiret
User Image geronimo Posted: Mar 15, 2017 2:42 PM (UTC)
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I COUNT AND MOURN MY OLD HOBBIES LIKE THEY ARE DISCONNECTED FRIENDS.
WE TAKE GLANCES AT EACHOTHER AS WE PASS. NODDING.
IN CONVERSATION, I AM ALOOF AND LAY LOW TO THE DEPTH OF MY KNOWLEDGE OF BEAD TWISTING, ROCK TUMBLING, THE 1960s FRENCH MOTORBIKE "LA MOBYLETTE", LINDA RONSTADT, WIZARD OF OZ MEMORABILIA, WHITE MATTE GLAZED REDWING POTTERY, AND POST 1985 "POP" PEZ DISPENSERS .
BUT JUST AS SOON AS SOMEONE TRIES TO SPREAD AMATEUR FACTS, I SET THEM STRAIGHT WITH SUCH PRECISION AND THOROUGHNESS, NOT EVEN WIKIPEDIA CAN RIVAL. #JUSTJIHAN | photo by @rachelgulotta 🏆
User Image geronimo Posted: Mar 14, 2017 4:05 PM (UTC)
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EVERY SO OFTEN A QUESTIONNAIRE COMES ROUND ASKING WHAT I'M MOST PROUD OF AND MY KNEE-JERK RESPONSE IS ALWAYS : "MY SKILL OF BEING ABLE TO FLOSS MY TEETH WITH ANYTHING". #JIHANISTHEWORST. | photos by @scottyvance from the @platform_la environment we designed for our sweethearts @springstreetsocialsociety: @amyvirginia + @aguynamedpatrick
User Image geronimo Posted: Mar 13, 2017 11:33 PM (UTC)
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THERE'S THIS TWO WEEK PERIOD, GENERALLY IN FEBRUARY, THAT THE LOS ANGELES PUBLIC LIBRARIES (72 LOCATIONS) OFFERS FORGIVENESS AND AMNESTY FOR FINES INCURRED.
ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS ASK.
IT'S NOT IMMEDIATELY GIVEN TO EACH ACCOUNT.
I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE INSPIRED, MOVED AND HUMBLED BY ANY SINGLE ACT OFFERED BY A PUBLIC SERVICE, AND THE FAR-REACHING MESSAGE AND APPLICATION OF THIS CONCEPT IS SWIMMING IN MY HEAD WITH HEART EMOJIS AND HEAD WITH HAND ON CHIN SIGNIFYING DEEP THOUGHT EMOJI, AND WHEN I RUN FOR LOS ANGELES STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT, THIS AND A LONGER LUNCH PERIOD WILL BE MY PLATFORM.
I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.  #JIHANTHOUGHTS | #discoverLA @geronimoballoons