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  Posted: Jul 5, 2012 2:24 AM
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I can't stop.

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User Image lizwelle Posted: Nov 17, 2017 12:47 AM (UTC)
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“Feeling cute, might delete later.” - Joyce the turkey
User Image lizwelle Posted: Nov 9, 2017 3:28 AM (UTC)
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Can I Bread Rant for jus one sec? I love bread. I adore her. I’ve never tried to cut her out of my life because I’m not ready to discover EXACTLY how weak I am. Plus in the winter I …. can’t …. not. There’s like three hours of sunlight a day which WRECKS me but bread helps? I *DO* try to meet my health halfway tho and buy bread with a clean ingredient deck. Have you ever noticed how ALL the bread at the grocery store has like 20 ingredients? Even the “good” stuff? TRUST ME I’VE DONE THE RESEARCH; YA GIRL HAS POSTED UP IN THE AISLE FOR A-WHIILE. So, bread became something I decided to buy locally, since they don’t need to jack it with preservatives. HOLA, @bakersfieldflourandbread. I found this bread when I once ordered a sandwich at @lowryhillmeats and took a bite as I was walking out and revolving-doored myself back in and was like “HI YA IT’S ME AGAIN WHERE IS THIS BREAD FROM?” and a very cute girl (I think they only hire attractive people?) pointed me over to their Baker’s Field selection and now we’re married forever. Baker’s Field and me not me and that cute lowry hill meats girl. .
(Thank you to @kelley.mann for always letting me use her apartment lighting and good towels and second eye)

#bakersfieldbread #beforeslicedbread
User Image lizwelle Posted: Nov 7, 2017 9:53 PM (UTC)
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Whenever I complain about my skin, everyone’s like “Your skin’s great!” and I’m like “Nope! My makeup’s great!” but my ‘everyday makeup essentials’ for ‘great skin’ cost an amount that I was going to share but I just started doing the math and wow no. But! I’m weirdly ashamed of my bare face skin because inside I’m still an insecure 13 year old and my skin does whatever the opposite of glow is and has weird-sized pores and acne scars and i have these, like, brown dot things on my cheeks that aren’t freckles or moles??? I’ve wanted to do a skin consultation with the legendary @maritza_at_haus for forever because I don’t have the money to continuously test new skin products, I just want someone to be like “HERE. THIS.” and I’m finally going to see her tonight and I’m very excited!!!! Also I needed to participate in some form of self-care today because I think I’ll just be triggered by election days for the rest of time lololol cool cool chill excellent!!!
User Image lizwelle Posted: Nov 5, 2017 2:54 PM (UTC)
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Can you even FATHOM a coffee shop this cute this empty in Minneapolis
User Image lizwelle Posted: Nov 2, 2017 5:20 PM (UTC)
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Please be aware that I know how it sounds to tell people that substituting tempeh for ground beef was a Wise and Delicious choice and that I’d do it again. Like who am i??? Gwyneth Paltrow?? I crumbled it into a bowl (I was going to steam it before but I’m lazy) and let it marinate in tomato sauce, lime juice, olive oil, salt, pepper, cumin, chili powder, and cayenne for a couple hours, then crisped it up on the stove. Don’t be a hater dude just try it. It’s good for your blood (not science) and bones (I think?) and muscles (this one for sure), plus it saves well! I don’t really fuck with meat leftovers it kind of freaks me out idk. The rest of the salad is: (clearly) lettuce, cucumbers, red cabbage, cherry tomatoes, cilantro, avocado, pinto beans, & cumin lime vinaigrette (olive oil, lime juice, honey, garlic, salt, pepper, cumin, chili powder). Also - don’t be embarrassed if you don’t know where something is in the grocery store!!!! Who cares! I am constantly googling “Where is ____ in the grocery store” (sure, yeah, I could ask a clerk but I have a strict “I Don’t Talk To Anyone Unless I Have To” rule.) Tempeh is usually in the refrigerated vegetarian section which in my grocery store means the dairy aisle which? Doesn’t? Make? Sense? Pls ask me any dumb grocery store question you think is a dumb question because sometimes google doesn’t have the answers which we should be able to sue them for.
User Image lizwelle Posted: Oct 31, 2017 1:01 AM (UTC)
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We all travel for different reasons, I suppose. That makes sense. I travel for the quiet local bars on side streets that have champagne on tap and restaurants with well thought out menus and food so good it gives you that very specific kind of excitement and makes your eyes roll back into your head. That’s all I ever want to spend any of my money on, ever. And yes my bank account is like “hey I’m kinda sad” and my face is like “please eat one vegetable,” but it’s all very worth it, imo. This was one of my favorite places in Amsterdam (shoutout @lyahurst for messaging me the reco). We had marinated octopus and scallop croquettes with mustard and huge oysters with fried onion and spring onion and battered cod.
User Image lizwelle Posted: Oct 29, 2017 11:28 AM (UTC)
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But if he comes through with the wild Netherlands mushrooms fried in clarified butter from an Amsterdam farmer’s market homeboy is gonna like, get it.
User Image lizwelle Posted: Oct 28, 2017 2:22 PM (UTC)
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The official Europe trip slogan has become: Literally What Is A Vitamin
User Image lizwelle Posted: Oct 27, 2017 4:46 PM (UTC)
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*looks directly at camera*
User Image lizwelle Posted: Oct 26, 2017 1:59 PM (UTC)
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Baby’s first opera ✨
User Image lizwelle Posted: Oct 25, 2017 12:31 PM (UTC)
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Yolks the color of Hermès boxes.
User Image lizwelle Posted: Oct 24, 2017 5:25 PM (UTC)
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Instagram: a pre-hotdog and champagne bar soak. Real life: my anxiety and sadness didn’t care that I was on vacation today!!! They came anyway! Sometimes you can be visiting one of the coolest places in the world and still get sad! And then you feel sad about being sad! I would like more travel bloggers to talk about that! Thanks! Bye!
User Image lizwelle Posted: Oct 23, 2017 10:25 AM (UTC)
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So like uh, the Parisians are doing train station waiting areas better than us.
User Image lizwelle Posted: Oct 23, 2017 12:47 AM (UTC)
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Serotonin peak: 10.23.17
User Image lizwelle Posted: Oct 21, 2017 4:33 PM (UTC)
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The first thing I ate in Paris was the best carrot cake I’ve ever had in my entire life and I just kept saying “this is stupid!!!” and laughing and shoving my face and well folks I’m just pretty fucking dazzled by it all I’ve been up for 29 hours, thanks!!!!!!
User Image lizwelle Posted: Oct 9, 2017 4:45 PM (UTC)
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Yesterday was two years with this guy. We celebrated by getting into an argument about plants at Bachmann's and ordering shitty Chinese food and laying on opposite ends of the couch with our legs wrapped around each other while watching different screens because we are nothing if not romantic. You know how I know I found a good one? I can’t think about Erik’s personality for too long or I start to cry. He’s so just…..GOOD. Like, all the way down to his core (IT MAKES ME SICK). That cliched phrase “He’d give you the shirt off his back” gets tossed around a lot, (especially when people die?) but like, literally I’ve seen him do that. He's also my personal favorite brand of "weird as hell" (you've seen the videos) and he lets me pick the restaurants when we travel.
He's the best person I know.
User Image lizwelle Posted: Sep 30, 2017 2:43 PM (UTC)
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Sesame bagel + guacamole + charred corn + Persian feta + za'atar oil
User Image lizwelle Posted: Sep 24, 2017 10:49 PM (UTC)
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Trump: retire bitch
User Image lizwelle Posted: Sep 23, 2017 11:34 PM (UTC)
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I have a lot of plans tonight that involve a bathtub, bucatini, and talking to absolutely no one.