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  Posted: Jul 4, 2012 10:04 PM FEED
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How did I make it nearly 30 years without realizing the old #USPS symbol was an eagle & not an awkward little mailman with a big nose?
Nothing to make you feel old & out of shape like spending a couple hours in the pit at an @andrewwk show. I got more than I'd hoped for (minus the broken nose)! Time to soak. πŸ“Έ by @czechstop #TacoGuitar #PartyHard
Posted: Oct 4, 2017 8:05 PM
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Found them. I guess it's time for a new pair. #WarbyParker ✏️
No lies, I fucking ❀️ #SPAM ((I mean... I did get 'junk food' tattooed on my fingers)) If you are remotely surprised, do you even know me? πŸ’
Last month at the Presidential Library I saw these & exclaimed "Damn she fine!" @czechstop did not think it was funny but he is wrong #tothewindowtothewall
Posted: Sep 26, 2017 3:13 AM
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How many times did Cassidy lie through his fucking teeth tonight? #HealthcareDebate
Posting this mostly as a reminder to myself that I should cut it out with all the late-night Stouffer's || A bunch of my friends went to see Against Me! but I happily settle for a quiet night with the A/C turned low, eating egg salad & drinking bloody marys in my skivvies #ThisLooksLikeaPhotoFromThatBettyCrockerCookbook
Posted: Sep 23, 2017 4:45 AM
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OK BUT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A JEOPARDY! CONTESTANT WITH A MORE APPROPRIATE NAME?! πŸ˜‚
Posted: Sep 12, 2017 3:52 AM
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20th Century Icons || if your mom didn't have this cookbook, did you really even eat?
This little goob right here is one of the sweetest, funniest, most hard-working, beautiful, considerate (the list goes on) women I've ever had the honor of calling my friend. Earlier, Britt, Elise & i were discussing the beautiful things this rug will see over the years, & it is allllll love. Congrats, you two. Can't wait for tomorrow! βœ¨πŸ’—βœ¨ ( @lmagelli @dj.bumpm.sumpm ) πŸ“½ @britt.crowe
HAHAHHAAA Found this magical photo of me & my sister while sorting records. Disposable Kodak, October 2007. #whatisthathair
The perfect photo frame tbh / Harry's desk sign vs. Travis' desk sign πŸ˜† πŸŒ­πŸ’£
Posted: Aug 20, 2017 10:25 PM
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Current mood: lol , but also , all of this
We're baaaaack 🀣 2 times, 1 month. Watch me get unironically into Precious Moments.
The 3rd time tonight I've literally stuck my head as well as both arms in the freezer because having a broken A/C in Texas is the absolute worst #sendhelp #tamemybrowswhileyoureatit