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User Image schultzenfest Posted: Oct 14, 2017 10:17 AM (UTC)
2 Rise
look simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom 🦁
User Image schultzenfest Posted: Oct 1, 2017 10:33 AM (UTC)
3 Mayfair
Quick shout out to @breadsfrozen for thinking it's ok to have a man bun. my best mates are making my life the best it's ever been. long weekend success #wdb
User Image schultzenfest Posted: Sep 29, 2017 9:06 AM (UTC)
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shout, the fuck, OUT to this soft 2 for commandeering his way through another 365. this year is the first year for half a dozen that I haven't gone to work every single day and been able to feel better about myself from just being around you, but m8 you know I love you & here's to a cuttla tonight/a billion more for years to come #birthdayweekend
User Image schultzenfest Posted: Aug 26, 2017 8:13 AM (UTC)
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dear adelaide, apologies in advance 🍐🚀 #bewip
User Image schultzenfest Posted: Jul 20, 2017 11:00 AM (UTC)
14 Lark
mandatory "lel I'm old" post but real talk thank you to everyone who's touched base today, means a bunch! working on my bday for the first time in my life was toilet but everyone (bar the customer that thought I was personally stealing her electricity) made it wild. if I make it through this one, here's to 27 more (then I'm done) xx
User Image schultzenfest Posted: Jul 11, 2017 4:14 AM (UTC)
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So this morning we had a bunch of dogs come in to work for reasons I'm still not entirely sure nor ready to complain about & then I won a $100 bunnings voucher. This is essentially me today pondering how to get the charity workers to take a voucher as payment for 50x sausage sizzle.
User Image schultzenfest Posted: Jun 26, 2017 7:53 AM (UTC)
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shout out to dogs who don't care about your bloody day, or your shitty situation, or your shambles of a life but just love the shit out of you no matter what the eff is going on. love u nala never change xx
User Image schultzenfest Posted: Jun 24, 2017 6:29 AM (UTC)
4 Normal
Impey I love you, 🍐 I love you, 🍺 I love you
User Image schultzenfest Posted: Jun 11, 2017 3:44 AM (UTC)
2 Ludwig
@shannibalism "hey we need a new couch come with me we're going to look" me "KEEN" but also me
User Image schultzenfest Posted: Jun 9, 2017 10:40 AM (UTC)
1 Nashville
shoutout to the customers who drive me to physically assault beer after work ✌🏻
User Image schultzenfest Posted: May 28, 2017 4:15 AM (UTC)
2 Mayfair
sunday/sundoneit 🍳🥓
User Image schultzenfest Posted: Feb 26, 2017 2:25 AM (UTC)
1 Lark
bunnings 101: purchase things you don't need so you look the part while buying your sosig on the way out
User Image schultzenfest Posted: Jan 9, 2017 9:34 AM (UTC)
8 Valencia
nala got shaved today, turns out that doesn't help your natural sporting ability 🐶🥔
User Image schultzenfest Posted: Jan 8, 2017 8:12 AM (UTC)
2 Slumber
dogs rule, especially when they also hate weekends coming to a close.
User Image schultzenfest Posted: Dec 24, 2016 6:42 AM (UTC)
3 Juno
when you leave your final present shopping to christmas eve and it's 780 trillion degrees and you witness a kid's soul leave her body as her mum tells her "I've just rung Santa and Christmas is cancelled". appropriately named and brilliantly tasting beverage 🌲🎅🏼🍺
User Image schultzenfest Posted: Nov 18, 2016 5:44 AM (UTC)
15 Reyes
so after a near decade of calling this place home, being the only job I've ever known, doing the only thing I thought I was good at (lying about drums), i'm done. today marks my last day at 175 waymouth. I've seen 3 businesses roll through the place, met some of the greatest (and worst) muso's in the biz & served some absolute legends over the drum counter. I've had the pleasure of working with the greatest pack of idiots throughout the years and the friendships gained are legit. To everyone I've probably upset over the years by telling you pearl sucks, or that drummer's gloves are for flogs.. I apologise, but I hope I helped more. Peace out waymouth, I hope I never have to set foot on you again 🍻
User Image schultzenfest Posted: Nov 1, 2016 4:23 AM (UTC)
2 Normal
me gambling on the melbourne cup acting like I know anything about horse racing
User Image schultzenfest Posted: Oct 22, 2016 10:09 AM (UTC)
5 Rise
in this weeks episode of "worlds most expensive tv unit" @sjcdrums #sjcdrums
User Image schultzenfest Posted: Sep 29, 2016 12:40 AM (UTC)
9 Normal
each year I meticulously collate some of the more vulgar, visually abusive & downright unexplainable pictures of this young man in celebration of him living through another year. happy birthday mate, your selfie game is repulsive & the sight of most of these made me question our friendship xx (ps you can totally zoom in on instagram now hey?)
User Image schultzenfest Posted: Sep 3, 2016 3:03 AM (UTC)
2 Lark
"OOOooooh heaven is a place on earth"