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Posted: Apr 6, 2015 1:32 AM
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Me, trying to relationship. So how's everyone's Easter? Jesus stole my birthday this year.
Has social media stopped being like this yet? There were a whole bunch of people on reddit who got some awesome stuff. I was jealous ;~;
Posted: Dec 24, 2014 6:24 PM
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Our tree is up and it has lights on it, but still no decorations, aside from the angel. This would be totally ok, but the family Christmas party is at our house. We waited so long, no one even cares anymore. It's pretty great.
Posted: Dec 23, 2014 6:25 PM
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It's sucks when you're trying to hit on someone and make it obvious to them but also still look straight in front of the coworker you're at subway with. ;~;
Posted: Dec 18, 2014 10:49 PM
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C'mon, just doooooooo iiiiiiittt, it's not gay if you turn your back to me.
Posted: Dec 16, 2014 6:30 PM
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Dear whoever made this: I love you
Posted: Dec 15, 2014 4:32 PM
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Holy fucking hell. I want him for Christmas!! Him and only him!! He can come down the chimney we don't have in a Santa suit and do whatever the fuck he wants. Absolutely hellacious. I'm drooling. He should go by Tristan Fucking Edwards.
Posted: Dec 10, 2014 2:44 AM
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That awkward moment when conservatives in your family completely disregard the persecution they put you through.
Posted: Dec 8, 2014 2:44 AM
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I'd like to thank @selfie.jesus for posting that picture
Posted: Dec 7, 2014 4:30 PM
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Currently in church >~<
Posted: Dec 6, 2014 2:42 AM
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I really hate to admit it, but heterosexuality may not be a choice either. Such a waste. 😔
Posted: Dec 3, 2014 2:33 AM
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Sorry I couldn't find a better version. So, I've got a dilemma. Should I look into getting a better job, do homework, or watch porn? Fuck, it's a difficult decision.
Posted: Nov 21, 2014 1:08 AM
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Totally someone to not fuck with.
Posted: Nov 19, 2014 6:09 PM
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I made a Jack'd account, it's similar to Grindr but it's supposed to be more stable. In case you don't know, Grindr is similar to Tinder. If you don't know what Tinder is, I'm very sorry about your marriage.
Posted: Nov 1, 2014 12:08 AM
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I was supposed to post this on the first… 😐
Posted: Oct 14, 2014 1:19 AM
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I totally intended to celebrate Columbus Day by making a flag, placing it in my neighbor's yard, and calling the land mine, but instead continued to introduced a friend to Drawn Together and hope it turns him gay. :D Maybe by season two.
Posted: Sep 23, 2014 1:30 AM
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I think I pull this off as a pick up line.
Posted: Sep 14, 2014 1:24 AM
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Someone entertain me, I'm going to people's house I've never been to for a party with people I've never met. Kik and snapchat: coders32. I'm scured of socializing. 3:
Posted: Sep 13, 2014 1:34 AM
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That's all you really need in life. And think about it, if you're having more orgasms, you'll be more positive, probably stop caring about followers and money, you'll definitely be happier, etc.
Posted: May 22, 2014 1:43 AM
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I think I made this a year ago. 😳 the problem I have is I make a few pictures, ask people which is best, and then procrastinate posting it. 😐