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Got my email about our magicbands being sent! Motivated me to put some wear and tear on my new kicks 👟
User Image aslinovnania Posted: Jan 22, 2018 3:11 AM (UTC)
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Spent the day rockin’ some dots to celebrate tomorrow’s Walk of Fame induction 😍🖤❤️
Yeah so, I’m going to need more dots for tomorrow 🖤❤️ #rockthedots
User Image aslinovnania Posted: Jan 20, 2018 6:54 PM (UTC)
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What a hoppy home needs is the right accessories 🏠 🍻
This is a pleasantly unique one. The Sauvignon blanc juice kind of makes it like a beautiful mullet of the beer world. This tastes like beer but feels like I should be drinking it out of a champagne flute at a fancy occasion. Not on my couch on a Friday night. Big fan! 🍻
User Image aslinovnania Posted: Jan 19, 2018 3:45 AM (UTC)
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Two years ago today we overstayed our welcome in our first date that ended up lasting hours and hours. And still there’s nothing I’d rather do than sip on something delicious beside her 😊🍻
User Image aslinovnania Posted: Jan 17, 2018 4:17 AM (UTC)
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It’s so cliche, but when I dumped all this money into Princess Weekend, I never thought anything in the world could stand in between me and those finish lines. And yet here I am. I have a funny feeling Disney won’t be very interested in showing me any mercy, so I’ll fucking be there if it kills me. But man, all of a sudden, it feels like we leave tomorrow and I’ve never been so anxious about leaving on vacation.
User Image aslinovnania Posted: Jan 16, 2018 4:21 AM (UTC)
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Stripped down, and still putting a smile on my face when it counts the most 🍻
User Image aslinovnania Posted: Jan 14, 2018 7:56 AM (UTC)
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Get you someone that will split garlic bread with you at midnight on a Saturday, and call it a party 😍🍻 #loveislove #shesforever #garlicbread #romance
What problem? I’m 100% prepared. Seriously, I’m really gonna have to start training for this thing.
User Image aslinovnania Posted: Jan 11, 2018 9:48 PM (UTC)
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I can’t believe it’s Thursday, again. Second one since this all started. I put everything in a shell of comedy, even at the worst possible times. I told my dad what’s up with the NHL Playoff Picture today, and he is really upset that there’s a team in Vegas that’s ahead of us in the standings. “Az, who the fuck would skate in Vegas? That’s just dumb”. At least we still bond the same way, I just hope he’s not talking to the nurses like that 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️ #tbt #gokingsgo #throwbackthursday #weareallkings
User Image aslinovnania Posted: Jan 11, 2018 3:10 AM (UTC)
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On the bright side, the hospital has great selfie lighting! He’s a little better, recognized me enough to remember that sometimes there’s cold beer in my bag thinking I snuck him some, poor guy. But at least he isn’t telling me about his daughter Oblong 🙄 #hospitalselfie
User Image aslinovnania Posted: Jan 10, 2018 2:56 AM (UTC)
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You know what this Tuesday needs? A Fun Wheel.
Turns out my “no news is good news” theory wasn’t that great. Although everything is fine and stable with my Dad, there’s new evolution that might have him end up at UCLA. Being a USC fan that’s really hard for me, but if they make him feel better, I’ll wear that ugly blue so fast it’s dumb. Not a whole lot anyone can do to help, just keep those good vibes flowing. Anyway, here’s to not actually ending up institutionalized. 🍻 As my dad would say, just throw some beer at it. #beersolveseverything
User Image aslinovnania Posted: Jan 8, 2018 11:59 PM (UTC)
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Ughhhh take me back take me back take me back 😫
User Image aslinovnania Posted: Jan 8, 2018 2:22 PM (UTC)
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After a week of “one last time” bonding, the Monday has finally arrived. And the worst part of Monday’s, is having to return to adult responsibilities. Boooooooo. Is it April 13 yet? 🍻🎡 #karlstrauss #untappd
User Image aslinovnania Posted: Jan 8, 2018 1:42 AM (UTC)
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Okay, seriously is the real last time.
User Image aslinovnania Posted: Jan 7, 2018 6:40 PM (UTC)
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This is exactly what’s at the top of my list of things I’d rather be doing than cleaning today.