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  Posted: May 28, 2012 12:04 AM
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Just wrote this down. Ain't it the truth?

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User Image danecook Posted: Nov 20, 2017 9:58 PM (UTC)
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I just got the strangest #Postmates cancellation via text.
Enjoy my reply.
User Image danecook Posted: Nov 19, 2017 11:34 PM (UTC)
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User Image danecook Posted: Nov 16, 2017 12:26 AM (UTC)
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I have scars all over my head from a deadly dog attack when I was 4. I never shaved my head bc my mom was so traumatized by witnessing the dogs vicious blitzkrieg, which sent me into emergency surgery resulting in over 80 stitches.
This week I decided to finally take a razor to it and see if I had a weird head or halfway decent noggin.
The scars are not bad and have faded after so many years of life on earth.
Grateful he didn’t get hold of my face or my modeling career would have been ruined.
I never had a chance to thank the doctors who saved my life so thanks doctors who saved my life!
People ask me all the time, “are you afraid of dogs now?”
My response is always, “I love dogs. I just don’t like when they bite my head all over.”
User Image danecook Posted: Nov 13, 2017 11:24 PM (UTC)
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User Image danecook Posted: Nov 4, 2017 8:12 PM (UTC)
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Last night we saw Thor : Ragnarok in 3D.
We gave it 5 🔨 (out of 5.. so yeah it Ragnarok’d).
User Image danecook Posted: Oct 28, 2017 8:16 PM (UTC)
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Chopper Five relaxin’ at home.
User Image danecook Posted: Oct 26, 2017 2:20 AM (UTC)
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Hangin’ with the boys.
User Image danecook Posted: Oct 24, 2017 8:05 PM (UTC)
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User Image danecook Posted: Oct 23, 2017 9:08 PM (UTC)
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User Image danecook Posted: Oct 20, 2017 8:43 PM (UTC)
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Congrats to @b_burk & everyone involved In this fascinating documentary, “Jane.” I’m a huge doc fan and this is my favorite of the year hands down. Footage is never before seen.. Jane Goodall is a remarkable woman and her story is inspiring.
#escaperoom night with
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Thx to everyone at @thebasementla for making it a frightfully good time.
User Image danecook Posted: Oct 17, 2017 6:42 PM (UTC)
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For no reason whatsoever.
User Image danecook Posted: Oct 13, 2017 7:41 PM (UTC)
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User Image danecook Posted: Oct 8, 2017 2:01 AM (UTC)
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I call this “Web of Hollywood”
User Image danecook Posted: Oct 6, 2017 10:00 PM (UTC)
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Damn!! This is how I just found out about Ralphie. A good guy & a constantly funny comedian.
Ralphie & I used to perform in LA for years together on shows. We never had a conversation that didn’t entertain us.
Let me tell you what solid guy May was. Once some years back he said something about me on the radio that got back to me and being a sensations asshole I called him on it.
He called the radio station back and apologized. I was blown away. He was big enough to take responsibility for something that honestly was nothing significant. It showed his character.
In a week that is already difficult please watch some Ralphie May online today and celebrate a really gifted guy. #seeyamay #seeyacook
User Image danecook Posted: Oct 4, 2017 7:04 PM (UTC)
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This is the day of my first paid gig doing stand up comedy. I remember making 25 bucks to do 10 minutes of stand up. I probably only had 10 minutes of jokes & 3 of them any good.. kinda.
I remember the host giving me the cash after. I wasn’t expecting it. I actually didn’t ask before I performed. I just wanted to do stand up comedy and was living my dream.
It’s still my dream & I look forward to performing tonight just as much as when I was a new comedian searching for my voice.
User Image danecook Posted: Sep 26, 2017 10:00 PM (UTC)
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I have not posted a pic In a while. Here’s one of my fucking face.
User Image danecook Posted: Sep 25, 2017 7:35 PM (UTC)
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Just floating through life with my favorite.
User Image danecook Posted: Sep 20, 2017 10:24 PM (UTC)
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