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  Posted: May 17, 2012 5:01 PM FEED
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The pumpkin patch had a beer garden. The corn maze was harder than expected.
Once upon a time, Lilly married Trevor and it was magical, and we laughed and we cried and we got to play dress up, and @streetshutterphoto captured it all like mystical camera nymph.



..yes, I cried through the whole ceremony. Come at me.
Yeah, my kicks are dirty, but that's okay because THIS CHAIR IS TEAL AND IM NEVER LEAVING
Sleep deprived and kind of cranky but digging the autumn afternoon light
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I don't have a problem, you have a problem..
Needed a little TLC today so I treated myself to a new friend 🌿❤️
@winstonthewhale

The #babelfish is small, yellow, leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier, but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. •

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that something so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.