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  Posted: May 15, 2012 5:54 AM FEED
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Posted: Jun 1, 2017 11:11 AM
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Dead set this happens to me every bloody time! No bitch I don't want my mo waxed, that would mean I have to acknowledge its existence 😒😒 #donttryandupsellme
Posted: May 31, 2017 12:41 PM
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The worlds most depressing salad. Won't be making any friends with this one @forkedifiknow #youdontmakefriendswithshittysalad
Posted: May 30, 2017 10:48 PM
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I made bitmoji's of what arch + Vee will look like when they grow up instead of sleeping last night. No regrets whatsoever 🙄 #priorities
Posted: May 30, 2017 2:32 PM
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Me from 7am-10pm...
Me from 10pm-2am - 😳😳😳😳😳💭👽👻💀💃🏽👶🏼🦄🌟❄️🍟🌭🍕🍫🎨✈️⛺️🏝🌈📱📱📱📱📱📱📱
Posted: May 29, 2017 2:35 PM
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Scrolling back through this feed and I realised its basically just a sick kid diary 😂😂😂 so for old times sakes....tonight she'll only sleep if she's on mamas chest 💕 #myownlittlehotwaterbottle
Posted: May 28, 2017 10:34 PM
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The sick toddler set up. Aka she threw up on every sheet we own 🙄
Posted: Dec 29, 2016 11:14 AM
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When you have to explain to hubby how you managed to smash into a car in your lunch break 😬 two eyes, three mirrors, rear sensors + reverse camera and still...smash 😁😁😁😁 #givingfemaledriversabadname
Posted: Dec 9, 2016 9:23 AM
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Add a couple of kids jumping up and down on my stomach and that's me 💁🏼
Posted: Dec 6, 2016 12:47 PM
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What's with that suggested pics page? I swear it suggests the weirdest things! This one was on my biz Insta. Bumps, Babies and baby's balls. 🤔
Posted: Nov 28, 2016 4:30 AM
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Me: God I hate how cluttered my house is, I need to throw everything out.
Me 2 minutes later: ooooh a vintage school desk! Sold! #localbssstrikesagain
Would you rather watch the Gilmore girls revival or get "fuck no" tattooed on your eyeballs? @bellesandbruisers
Posted: Nov 22, 2016 1:42 PM
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When you are too stupid to dissolve the bath bomb before you get in. #smurflife #papasmurf #smurfette #imbluedabadeedabadie
Posted: Nov 22, 2016 12:01 AM
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Nothing like a bathroom selfie to remind you how subpar your housewifing is. How does the toothpaste end up all over the mirror anyways!?!?
Posted: Nov 11, 2016 1:40 AM
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The life of a hoarder - always cleaning, "organising" and putting shit you don't need away. 😫