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#Tbt to pretending to be a model. I knew my little beach cottage would be good for something.... and why isn't there coffee in my cup? #ineedcoffee #helpmeimsick #thiscantbeserious #myphotographerhatedme #rawbeauty #sundaymorningview #butitsthursday #whatamilookingat
Today's feels... because all I did today was brush my teeth, wash my face, and move from my bed to my couch... and ate. (Even in a selfie, I just can't smile...) #selfiesareweird

Doing nothing is definitely underrated! #restingallthemuskles #aunaturale #activerestdays #nofilter #lightingisanaturalfilter #underweardays #ihatewearingmakeup #BeYou
It was a great week to Have a great week and do "nothing". .
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Thankful today for my time spent with those closest to me without any restrictions or obligations. Working out and then enjoying all the foods with Mommy Dearest was the best! @crossfit_westcovina
#laterpost
#crossfitwestcovina #imstillsore #Ineedtorunthisfoodoff #thisisnotaflatteringpicture #butmaybeImactuallyabigperson #eattoomuchevenwhenyouworkout #thatmakesnosense #cheesin
Oh, hey there, Wednesday, Happy Hump Day!
Too thick? Too little? Too orange?
Probably not my best angle and I think it's safe to say that I didn't do very well for my first bikini comp, but I am not at all disappointed. My only disappointment is not waking up with green hair! 😜 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All joking aside, this competition taught me so much about myself, and got me back to where I wanted to be mentally and physically. That's all I could have asked for... I worked hard for my thick thighs! I wasn't ready to give them up, yet! Thanks coaches for putting up with me! @jasonoffshorecf @bodybybecca33
#npcbikini #pacificusa #thickthighssavelives #thickthighsmatter #oompaloompalife #HumpDay
Alright... here it is! I was contemplating whether I should post this because I was only taking these for myself. Then I thought... why not? What else am I going to do in this hotel besides dance by myself and practice posing? • • • • • •

These are the phases of my 4 week cut out of my 12 week bikini/"get back in shape" prep. (Progress is left to right at the end of each week.) I was pretty close to dropping out going into this phase, but now, here I am, laying in bed slowly transforming into an Oompa Loompa. I'm pretty sure my hair will be green tomorrow. I can't wait!! #npcbikinibeginner #PacificUSA #givemeadamnpizzaalready #idontknowwhatimdoing #ignoremyunderwear #sorrymom
So this is happening... who would've thunk?! First timer over here! If you love me, dunk me. If you hate me, dunk me. If you don't know me, dunk me. Most importantly, come support a great cause and celebrate Señor Grubby's 9th anniversary... then dunk me! #Icantswim #sénorgrubbys #LocalTransplant #ImAwkward
I just want to close off this weekend with the biggest Happy Birthday to an amazing human! Thank you for being a fellow sexy Mexi and thank you for being born! You deserve every bit of happiness and I hope you feel the same amount of love that you make everyone around you feel! I am so glad I was able to sneak away and celebrate with you! Happy Birthday pretty thang! 😘😘😘 #SexyMexi #Birthdayfun @amanda_gwen
Happy Hump Day, Folks! That's all I'm going to say because I can't seem to post a serious picture... ever. Almost 4 weeks out..... Caption Needed. #Maybe4weeksout 😝 #HumpDay #GivemePizza #Stat #IdontknowwhatImdoing
Sometimes "Pen pals" are the best pals! I always love these little "just because" moments. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now go eat a taco because you deserve it! I, on the other hand, do not! #TuesdayVibes #TacoTuesday #DreamingofTacos
Over slept and then this... How's your Monday going?? SHIT! It's not Monday! #HappyWednesdayFolks #Sometimesyoufail
We were trying to figure out which side we like better. Better late than Never... Happy Fourth of July!! Now that all your BBQs are over, go on in to Compass and grab some drinks! #CompassGals #Igotthistattooforareason #idontwanttowearmyapron #iwanttobebasic
FOMO on 4th of July Eve? Grab a Zevia and play Pandemic... you'll be cured! 😜 #NerdParty
Because it's Friday night and an Almond-butter and Banana Sandwich fit in my macros as my last snack.... (and why not?) 2 slices of Ezekiel bread, 1 tbsp of Almond butter and 110 g of frozen banana (yes, frozen). #donttouchmysandwich #psychoeyesformysandwich #nexthorrorfilm #Fridaynightdatenight ..... #withmyself #Idontgetboomerang #butimtryingtokeepupwiththecoolkids 😝
Because Monday is almost over... and it's going up on a Tuesday! Please feel free to call me if you happen to be awake! #DontFail #Morningsarehardsometimes #insomniacproblems
Coffee.... you complete me. I don't know where I'd be without you. You have been by my side since day one of meeting you, through thick and thin. I remember despising your smell and taste, but things changed. I saw the bigger picture and discovered what you truly offer to the world. Our relationship has never been the same since. It has evolved from sweet cream and sugar to a bold, strong, and straight up kind of real love. I'm sitting here at the car dealership just staring at you and thinking to myself (and on Instagram) how I would never make it through these mundane errands without you. 😍☕️ #CoffeeCrazed #CoffeeCrushWednesday #ButAreYouaManorWoman #Itdoesntmatter #LovehasnoLimits
Feeling grateful for a weekend well spent! My heart is so full on this Monday evening. I didn't do anything crazy or adventurous, but I enjoyed every minute of some quality time with some special people in my life. #HappyMonday to feeling recharged, motivated and "head strong" ready for this week. 😘😘 #besos #besties #Wearegettingold #lovebugsandnewadditions #lovebugs ❤️🐞👯💃🏽
I didn't choose the donut life, the donut life chose me. #donutlife
Because in the midst of prepping meals for someone else, I forgot about taking care of myself. Time to get back to the basics and spread the love... for myself, as well.
#TakeCareofYourself #LatenightPrep #MealPrep #DateNightwithMyself #ThursdayVibes #Youmeanwinedoesntcount ?
I'm not dead @hairface 😜 and #myinstagramsucks #yourlame #yousmelllikeabutt
Happiest of Birthdays to my sock eating monster! I can't believe you are already 1!! It's only a matter of time until you start calling us out on our mishaps... 🙄 Love you to the moon and back, Mini Love bug! #SockMonster #hehatessocks #flipflopsandbekindofdude