You obviously don't know much about male humans.
That's true, i read in Cosmo thy wrist injuries were the number one turn off in men
At least you could still give a hand job... Oh wait....
But is the Vespa okay?!?
Not from the Vespa. From typing. I'm a loser, guys!!
Can't bang yourself neither. That is, if you're a righty.
Gross. We can't hang out until you're fixed. Sorry, I mean spayed.
@hordie the least you could do is 'like' the damn photo.
Do you have a Vespa JC? Let's ride!