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  • joecenti 284w ago

    this kid eats amazing i never knew id envy a 2yr old.

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Big happy birthday to the original bestie going on almost 18 years 😱😱😱 even though you forget my birthday most of the time like a fuck head... here are some embarrassing throwbacks that you can’t find on the internet until now. My sweet 16, prom, hotel parties, and our first apartment.. I’m so glad to have you and alll the Calise’s as my family! Hope you and @shannconno are having a blast in Europe!! Can’t wait to hear all about it when you get back!!! @johnwcalise
Today is NOT picture day. Tomorrow is. Thus why I’m sitting at the school waiting for one of my two children to get off the bus to put him in normal clothes. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ #somanyfacepalms #goodtry #pleasedontletmydaycontinuelikethis #momfail #getittogetherandrea
Almost done reading gravity... (and it’s been YEARS since I’ve consistently read a book)... cannot wait to pre-order moon theory! @rmdrk 💞💞
All the #handstands ...getting more balance and getting off that wall, closer to walking everywhere upside down. 🐒👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
And just like that little piggy you are off to big kid school! 😭😭😭 now if only we could conquer potty training as easily as you adjust to new schools and routines. 🙄😩#BabyBash #bashchance #sebastianmichael #notababyanymore
When you're all like going to keep it to a simple dinner for @freshdm2000 Birthday and you whip up some oysters rock with panchetta, shrimp cocktail and a little buratta with balsamic reduction. #getinmybelly #fatkidatheart
On this months adventures with auntie andrea... Maddox demonstrated what not do with baby.
1. When the mornings are cool in fall, do not warm baby on the stove.
2. Potty training is for the potty not the litter box, like the cats.
3. After bath time warm baby with extra blankets, not in the dryer.
@lisaandernacki87 @anderson.gerard thanks for my sleepover 😜😜😜 #somuchphotoshop
On today's edition of when children dress themselves... stubbornness level 💯 swag level ⭕️ paw patrol socks, sandals 🤔, plaid shorts and our favorite Dino hoodie. Oh bash you have so much to learn. @whenchildrendressthemselves #whenchildrendressthemselves
When you have to mom and recover from a LONNGGG night of drinking. #dead #justkidding #sundayfunday #isitnaptimeyet 🥂🍾🥂🍾
WELCOME BACK 90s. Happy birthday to the most incredible human. @ovendestroyr I love you.PERIOD.
Way 👏🏻 too 👏🏻 tired 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 you 👏🏻 225. ☠️😩🍑