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User Image eatcleanpissglitter Posted: May 8, 2012 5:13 AM (UTC)

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All my friends on grandma bettys porch

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User Image eatcleanpissglitter Posted: Jan 15, 2018 5:31 AM (UTC)
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I realized in the last three days that my boys are just not babies anymore. ❤️ #teddybenjamin
User Image eatcleanpissglitter Posted: Jan 14, 2018 11:12 PM (UTC)
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Annndddd now we recover. Ran a half marathon today with some of my lovely coworkers @fit_4_mom. Let’s just say my training was not substantial. So, epsom salt soak with peppermint. Followed up with @theholisticscienceco Cooling gel on my feet, legs and psoas muscles. Andddd Some jade rolling because it’s my favorite Sunday past time. Andddd if I can get off the couch imma go soak in the ocean later. Maybe. Probably not but maybe.
User Image eatcleanpissglitter Posted: Jan 13, 2018 7:39 AM (UTC)
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That was a long time ago my love. When we thought we might not be able to have babes, but had each other. Found this photo of @alexandersbenjamin and I @paigejonesphoto captured and just felt all the feels, knowing the life I know now. ❤️
User Image eatcleanpissglitter Posted: Jan 13, 2018 7:09 AM (UTC)
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User Image eatcleanpissglitter Posted: Jan 10, 2018 7:41 PM (UTC)
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Lovers! My lovely friend Katie of @hatchedcollective is hosting a fabulous Retreat the end of this month! She only has a few spots left, so if you’re looking to spoil yourself with some inward thinking with accountability of a really dope group of women, delightful meals and more, check this out!
A few more deets from Katie:
“This is for everyone who needs to ESCAPE, relax, connect and set intentions for the New Year surrounded by amazing women!HATCHED Retreat JANUARY 26-28th in Temecula, CA. ☑️ private estate in wine country ☑️ yoga ☑️ reiki sessions
☑️family dinners
☑️photo sessions ☑️Speakers ☑️water slide 🙀
☑️Intension Setting bonfire ☑️Amazing swag bags ☑️Amazing women
What more could you ask??”

I mean... dope!
Oh and here’s a promo code for 10% off! FRIENDSOFWHIT
User Image eatcleanpissglitter Posted: Jan 9, 2018 8:54 PM (UTC)
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Why can’t all coffee shops sell @cafemoto AND organic milk AND have dope baristas? Why ruin really good beans with really shitty milk? Just some questions I have, on a Tuesday.
User Image eatcleanpissglitter Posted: Jan 2, 2018 1:52 AM (UTC)
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2018 shall be brought to us by the wisdom and words of Van Morrison. This came on the radio last night as I was driving the boys home, and pretty sure it was meant to be our mantra. ❤️#wynstonbenjamin #teddybenjamin
These are the days of the endless summer
These are the days, the time is now
There is no past, there's only future
There's only here, there's only now

Oh your smiling face, your gracious presence
The fires of spring are kindling bright
Oh the radiant heart and the song of glory
Crying freedom into night

These are the days by the sparkling river
His timely grace and our treasured find
This is the love of the one magician
Turned the water into wine

These are days of the endless dancing
And the long walks on the summer night
These are the days of the true romancing
When I'm holding you, oh, so tight

These are the days by the sparkling river
And His timely grace and the treasured find
This is the love of the one great magician
Turned the water into wine

These are the days now that we must savor
And we must enjoy as we can
These are the days that will last forever
You've got to hold them in your heart.
30 years ago, I met the very first great love in my life. Brittany Lynn, Boo Boo Kitty Page.
Luckily our moms found each other and bonded by hustlin' Beauticontrol Cosmetics, and discovered they shared an undying love for Nordstrom. In fact, the first memory I have of Britt, was I believe meeting her on the second floor of Nordstrom. We ran around, hid in the little racks and never looked back. We have been little shits together since that very day. .
We even earned the name Shittney Twins, lovingly adorned by our Brownie Troop Leader. A group in which we lasted about a month and dropped out to play football, basketball and pogs with the boys. They were way less dramatic and simply had more fun than the brownies.
Britt became my sister that day in Nordies. Every great memory I have, every sad moment of our youths we shared and forged through together. I vividly remember the day her Aunt Sandie past, we sat together at the top of my stairs and cried together. Britt had on a little white turtleneck with christmas ornaments on it that I envied so. When my Aunt Ginger past months later, she was there for me too. She even took to bullying boys to lift my spirits in the months that followed. .
We went to preschool and elementary school together. And when she was to go to a different school right by her house, I demanded that my mom transfer me there, too. They did after all have a Spanish program which has served us both well. We still essentially know the cuss words in both Spanish and Chaldean, should anyone need us to slang em around.
In middle school we drifted just a little because Brittany was into Tommy Hilfiger and rap music, and I was into Ska and emo bangs. She always stood up for me though, and got me invited to the cool kid parties. She encouraged me to french kiss boys. She was a real teacher in my life.
We barreled thru high school and college together (GO BRUINS), and have so many secrets we are taking to the grave. She knows all the parts of me I’d rather others not to know but she is my safety net, and has never once judged me.
She has been my rock for 30 years. . . 👉🏼 continued in comments.
#loveislove #twobrides
User Image eatcleanpissglitter Posted: Dec 30, 2017 5:57 AM (UTC)

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“It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.” - e.e. cummings
The boys love this tree as much as I did when I was their age, and still do. She carries the magic of my grandma, and reminds me, life goes. Just goes. Here’s to this moment with my Little’s while they’re still Little’s.
User Image eatcleanpissglitter Posted: Dec 29, 2017 10:14 PM (UTC)
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My warm wishes for the exit of 2017 as expressed via flower adornments. ✌🏻deuces my love, deuces. 🔮 Onward.
a la @odylynetheceremony
User Image eatcleanpissglitter Posted: Dec 28, 2017 6:46 AM (UTC)

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User Image eatcleanpissglitter Posted: Dec 27, 2017 4:44 AM (UTC)
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I mean, that’s a good bathroom. (And an even better burger.) Welcome to the hood, @royale_sd.
User Image eatcleanpissglitter Posted: Dec 24, 2017 6:50 AM (UTC)

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These charcoal Palo Santo incense sticks are muhhh favorite Xmas gift, I gave to myself. They are from @child_of_wild 🙌🏻 And if you live in San Diego, lawwdd gawwdd go get lost in their treasures for an hour.
User Image eatcleanpissglitter Posted: Dec 23, 2017 6:34 AM (UTC)
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Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. Love, Wynston & Theodore.
#wynstonbenjamin #teddybenjamin
(This is our Christmas card.)
User Image eatcleanpissglitter Posted: Dec 19, 2017 12:31 AM (UTC)
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“The fact that a lunar phase and a woman’s cycle are both 28 days is no coincidence. This must be recognized, honored, and cherished.” - @motherhoodmedicine my favorite quote from her lunar cycles ebook, you must purchase immediately. 🔮🙌🏻
The last New Moon of 2017 is upon us. Maybe you feel it like I do, maybe things are heavy, introspective and outright annoying. It’s okay if you feel nothing or everything in response to the moon. If you feel its weight, take this evening to be a little quiet, to sip on tea or whiskey, shoot. Be cranky, be annoyed, be still. .
It’s a time to go inward. It’s a time to rest. Reflect if you’re ready. .
A simple New Moon Bath
1 cup of epsom or Himalayan salt .
Lots of deep breaths
Lots of hot water
#namafuckinste my loves
Photo by the talented @silviamariafotografia .
User Image eatcleanpissglitter Posted: Dec 18, 2017 5:10 AM (UTC)
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Anti-aging Winter Mask. .
Super. Easy. Two ingredient. Winter Moisturizing mask. .
One part coconut oil. Two parts honey. (I used 1 teaspoon of coconut oil and 2 teaspoons of honey.) .
Gently melt. You don’t want to overheat and destroy nutrients orrrr burn yourself. Spread all over your face and neck. Wait 15 minutes and wipe clean with a warm wet washcloth. Honey is great for your skin but can irritate some, so do a patch test before lathering your face up. Honey is antibacterial, is rumored to slow aging, is soothing and super moisturizing. And coconut oil is simply the best.
User Image eatcleanpissglitter Posted: Dec 16, 2017 10:37 PM (UTC)
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Full disclosure: these past six months have been intense for a lot of reasons. But, we went through it and I can see the light. Yesterday I took the day off to keep the boys with me all day and we were blessed with a snow party in 70 degree weather at our local park. Today we found a fire truck together and they got to climb inside. I have tried to keep my phone away, and play and let them pelt me with snowballs and push them on the swing. I am so grateful for these two humans, even though they test me in every waking hour. They always show me when it’s time to slow down and simply play. Thank you little handsomes for loving and testing your imperfect mama and being the little turds that you are.
User Image eatcleanpissglitter Posted: Dec 14, 2017 6:02 AM (UTC)

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4th ANNUAL IF I HAD A CHRISTMAS WISH LIST IS LIVE ON THE BLOG YALL. 🙌🏻 link is in my bio. Shit is fire y’all!
Hands down, my best list yet. Though I firmly stand behind my squatty potty circa 4 years ago that is simply the gift that keeps on giving.