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@sarahzurell is throwing bows & getting so serious right now that even @theannarose & @shwnbtchr would be impressed.

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User Image darwynstheory Posted: Nov 24, 2017 2:27 AM (UTC)
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Hi mom. Happy Thanksgiving.
Ps thanks to @sarahzurell for filming and for letting me sneak a surprise for Momma D within her surprise birthday trip.
User Image darwynstheory Posted: Oct 31, 2017 7:53 PM (UTC)
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Today we are asking ourselves the important questions, like what would have happened if Donnie Darko’s family had just flown with Pan America & instead of time warping a jet engine, he warped Toto into his house.
User Image darwynstheory Posted: Oct 24, 2017 7:14 PM (UTC)
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New kids at the office.
L: “Pabst Goo Ribbon”
R: “sriROTcha”
Artist: Travis Mullins aka @sivart6
User Image darwynstheory Posted: Sep 22, 2017 4:34 AM (UTC)
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Lin-Manuel got us acting like school children & I'm not mad.
User Image darwynstheory Posted: Aug 24, 2017 10:08 PM (UTC)
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Shoutout to @pavemint for letting the Squad Goals go HAM. Special thanks to @roarkeanderson for letting us ruin his house.
User Image darwynstheory Posted: Aug 16, 2017 2:26 AM (UTC)
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Pulitzer Prize winner @utnicky (his photo "Nepalm Girl" changed the direction of the Vietnam War) came by @phantomfirm today & snapped a photo of the squad going maroon on maroon on maroon.
User Image darwynstheory Posted: Aug 11, 2017 6:48 AM (UTC)
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A bat just broke into my house... See my story for a saga that even Christopher Nolan would deem epic.
User Image darwynstheory Posted: Jul 28, 2017 9:32 PM (UTC)
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Too lit, ain't nobody fucking with my clique.
User Image darwynstheory Posted: Jul 20, 2017 1:11 AM (UTC)
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User Image darwynstheory Posted: Jul 9, 2017 4:18 AM (UTC)
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Watching Okja has made me & @sarahzurell question eating meat in a way that only Beefsteak can undue. @ericwareheim you're our only hope.
User Image darwynstheory Posted: Jul 8, 2017 6:20 AM (UTC)
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Take a look at my story in case you want to hear about my new friend @jwonggg embarrassing me in front of the greatest video game players on planet earth at @echofoxgg's #Foxcon
Jazz, clase azul reposada, & this group of amazing humans helped me thoroughly enjoy what otherwise would have been the lamest Wednesday in the history of mankind. What kind of goofy holiday makes you go back to work the next day? Grow up, America! PS I'm 34 years old now, so shout out to my parents for not wearing a condom and giving love a chance.
User Image darwynstheory Posted: Jul 5, 2017 11:00 PM (UTC)
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Bowie is heckin tired of all this work. 13/10 would pet overtime.
User Image darwynstheory Posted: Jul 4, 2017 11:33 PM (UTC)
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User Image darwynstheory Posted: Jun 29, 2017 1:50 AM (UTC)
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User Image darwynstheory Posted: Jun 25, 2017 3:34 AM (UTC)
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New buddy cop movie coming soon.
User Image darwynstheory Posted: Jun 25, 2017 3:32 AM (UTC)
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User Image darwynstheory Posted: Jun 21, 2017 1:39 AM (UTC)
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Most people don't know this about me, but I have not one, but two contingents of my family with roots in Syria. And because they got an opportunity for education one became an engineer for Intel, and the other a Harvard M.D., and now in the wake of the crisis happening in Syria I #CantDoNothing about the thousands of refugee kids who aren't getting that same opportunity for an education, so I donated to the Syria Fund to help. For World Refugee Day, join me: add your photo and invite friends to do the same. Make a donation if you can (or share this if you can't), as 100% of donations are being matched dollar for dollar.
User Image darwynstheory Posted: Mar 17, 2017 11:03 PM (UTC)
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We are all refugees until none of us are. Last night the brilliant @ellabellsmith posed one of Shakespeare's most important questions: Whither would you go?

Shakespeare writes: “You’ll put down strangers,/ Kill them, cut their throats, possess their houses,/ And lead the majesty of law in lyam/ To slip him like a hound. Alas, alas! Say now the King/ As he is clement if th’offender mourn,/ Should so much come too short of your great trespass/ As but to banish you: whither would you go?/What country, by the nature of your error,/ Should give you harbour? Go you to France or Flanders,/ To any German province, Spain or Portugal,/ Nay, anywhere that not adheres to England:/ Why, you must needs be strangers.”