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User Image mutzenpapa Posted: Jan 21, 2018 5:38 AM (UTC)

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Step 1: Salt sidewalk
Step 2: Look up
User Image mutzenpapa Posted: Jan 18, 2018 6:32 PM (UTC)

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I’ve always wanted to photograph these buildings but they never hold still.
User Image mutzenpapa Posted: Jan 16, 2018 4:22 PM (UTC)

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User Image mutzenpapa Posted: Jan 13, 2018 7:10 PM (UTC)

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User Image mutzenpapa Posted: Jan 11, 2018 7:13 PM (UTC)

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Guys, I don’t have my glasses. Is that an Arctic Fox, nuzzling?
User Image mutzenpapa Posted: Jan 10, 2018 4:13 AM (UTC)

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Happy Birthday to the hottie holding my brother. Every day owes you cake. XOXOXOX
User Image mutzenpapa Posted: Jan 7, 2018 11:44 PM (UTC)

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SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES
User Image mutzenpapa Posted: Jan 5, 2018 9:16 PM (UTC)

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I want to caption this with “Me” but I would mistakenly have worn sensible shoes.
User Image mutzenpapa Posted: Jan 3, 2018 10:24 PM (UTC)

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Thanks for indulging yesterday’s rant. Here’s a tranquil, terrifying road.
User Image mutzenpapa Posted: Jan 2, 2018 10:03 PM (UTC)

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New Year’s Day, 2018. Skiing with my older daughter. Trailing her by 20 feet at her 7 o’clock, for her protection, I again marvel at her grace. She recently joined her school’s alpine ski team, with the instant effect that she skis better than I ever have. We’ve skied challenging bowls—here we’re on a beginner trail. She’s making easy esses when from above a ca 240-pound man torpedoes into her. Think of Metallica’s Enter Sandman video where a Mack truck slams into a bed sitting on the highway and you have the right idea. An explosion. I see the whole thing. I explode. WHAT. IN. THE. FUCK. ARE YOU CRAZY? I’m fumbling to help her, Are you okay? Don’t worry. Don’t move. Are you okay? He’s shocked I fault him for crashing into her, and spits his chief concern from a round red face: SHE TURNED RIGHT INTO ME. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO. Now we’re two perfect assholes. I forget my daughter. EVERYONE DOWNHILL FROM YOU IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. This really plumps his red—he uphill scrobbles to me with murder in his face, thinks better of murder, and sprays IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. Meaning he didn’t do anything. He didn’t crash into her. An accident happened.

Me tending to her, he volunteers his resume: IVE BEEN SKIING 25 YEARS AND IVE NEVER HAD AN ACCIDENT. and in a parting shot made sure to underline her mistake: SKIING INVOLVES RISK.
In his report to the ski patrol he wrote how she turned and hit his cheek. That was the accident. She turned and hit his cheek.
You’ll appreciate the extent of his victimhood when I tell you: my 14-year-old girl turned and hit his cheek with enough force to break her own collarbone.

How much can be explained by well-fed men doing actual harm while imagining themselves victim: of coastal elites, of media elites, of Me Too, of Mexicans, of Muslims, of POC, of Hilary’s emails, of girls in their way. 🎶It’s so haaaaard to be a man right now.🎶 Through the ER and hideous x-ray and first night and breathing into the pain, my girl has already shown more starch than a middle-aged man who can’t admit an obvious mistake and a needy dad who vents therapeutically on social media.
If it weren’t for girls and women, America would be softer than baby shit.
User Image mutzenpapa Posted: Dec 31, 2017 6:15 AM (UTC)

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User Image mutzenpapa Posted: Dec 26, 2017 5:52 PM (UTC)

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User Image mutzenpapa Posted: Dec 26, 2017 12:45 AM (UTC)

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Merry Christmas or Monday or whatever you have going on today, Everybody. Peace.
User Image mutzenpapa Posted: Dec 24, 2017 6:22 PM (UTC)

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✨Madonna and Child, 2017✨
User Image mutzenpapa Posted: Dec 20, 2017 6:12 PM (UTC)

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User Image mutzenpapa Posted: Dec 17, 2017 11:42 AM (UTC)
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User Image mutzenpapa Posted: Dec 15, 2017 6:19 PM (UTC)

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New York on some death cold. Here’s Tuesday’s LA donut shop light.
User Image mutzenpapa Posted: Dec 13, 2017 8:58 PM (UTC)

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User Image mutzenpapa Posted: Dec 13, 2017 4:04 AM (UTC)

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America a little too happy given a pedophile and grossly incompetent ignoramus had a real chance to win a senate seat. Thank you, black Alabamans, for turning the tide.