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Way to take an epic 2.5 hour nap kiddo. Mama is proud. #Hipstamatic #KaimalMarkII #Blanko #Dreampop
  • That pretty much rocks.

  • Uh. Jealous. My kid is an hour past nap time and running around like the energizer bunny!

  • He's so handsome, you're really good at baby-makin'.

  • Those are the most amazing days when that happens... Very rare around here.

  • I love when that happens. But it's usually when I have somewhere to go after he wakes up. Never when I decide to take a nap with him.

  • @hotbotbaby Right? Why did he tell me before hand. That's a whole movie, or a great nap, or I could have cleaned the whole house.

  • Holy awesome!

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