#commonsense #plasticbaghelpfultip #dont #killyoself
Don't stick your head in a toaster
Don't slam your penis in the door @russellinthebushes
Don't put power point symbols on toast
Dont put the seatbelt behind your head
@philbillingsby @claaaaar don't give baby Dolly Parton hair do?
@philbillingsby @claaaaar or don't have a black baby?
Don't sing loudly with headphones on your neck?