Check your #2017bestnine here.
Fcuk Chaz Kroeger
@tofero Ya, well I hear if you burn a note with your crush's name on it and say "I'm a Troll" three times he will fall in love with you. Hurray! Burn you shittooth fuck, like a paperback novel. In short my friend (which I don't do) agreed!
One of your hash tags is vagina dentata?? You belong in our house of fucked up weirdos. Drop by anytime. Bring DHP if you must. Which of course you must.
@sarah_problem In fact it is also written in one of the burning bubbles, hidden I suppose. Anyways I'll take that as a compliment, I will immediately tell this life I'm leaving for the circus, call the British Film Actors Hall of Fame as that is where I believe DHP is and we'll head to the fuzzy patch at the bottom of the world where I'll expect you will have Vegimite waiting for us.