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User Image davencandigram Posted: Nov 20, 2017 3:50 AM (UTC)
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I am going to be boarding a plane soon. I am going to be so pleasant, I may even get an extra blankie. BUT, if a series of unfortunate events happens to occur and you people are truly my friends.... please submit this as my mug shot. I know those fool won’t get me in the right light. I don’t need that stress in my life. 🤦🏻‍♀️
User Image davencandigram Posted: Nov 17, 2017 11:52 PM (UTC)
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Decided I better eat some SPAM before I left Hawaii 🤢
User Image davencandigram Posted: Nov 17, 2017 7:44 AM (UTC)
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@kittylovelace I am packing my suitcase and I feel like I have turned into you 🖤
User Image davencandigram Posted: Nov 17, 2017 5:57 AM (UTC)
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User Image davencandigram Posted: Nov 15, 2017 1:16 AM (UTC)
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Someone call in a bomb threat to COSTCO so I can get some turkeys on sale!! 😊🦃
User Image davencandigram Posted: Nov 12, 2017 8:13 AM (UTC)
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User Image davencandigram Posted: Nov 10, 2017 6:23 AM (UTC)
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Life is beautiful. Enjoy the ride @alissarallen ❤️🚴🏼‍♀️
User Image davencandigram Posted: Nov 9, 2017 7:40 AM (UTC)
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you.are.the.pineapple.of.my.eye.
User Image davencandigram Posted: Nov 6, 2017 8:11 AM (UTC)
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User Image davencandigram Posted: Nov 5, 2017 9:15 PM (UTC)
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User Image davencandigram Posted: Nov 5, 2017 1:43 AM (UTC)
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I just made the shittiest caramel apples ever made. I blame Bret Bielema.
User Image davencandigram Posted: Nov 3, 2017 12:37 AM (UTC)
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When the husband to your lunch is staring at you outside the restaurant window 😬🐔
User Image davencandigram Posted: Nov 1, 2017 2:52 AM (UTC)
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Its four four eight and I have been peeping out the window for a trick or treater for an hour! I don't even know if they trick or treat here!! 🎃😲🤠🤡🤖😻👾👽☠️💩👺Come on Moana! I have candy!!
User Image davencandigram Posted: Oct 31, 2017 11:11 PM (UTC)
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I have seen Masterminds, I know how to heist. I am getting this money, buying a plane from Kid Rock and getting the ROCK up outta here. I am not even scared. Although, I do have flops on so not sure how fast I can run.