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User Image mayorswanson Posted: Nov 13, 2017 5:58 PM (UTC)
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What do you do if you love planes but can't fly anymore? Just tuck one away in your basement.
  • Is that a simulator? I need to visit this thanksgiving or when I am on tour. Hook a cousin-in-law up! #slang

  • @bone_john no sir, that's the real deal. Assembled the whole goddamn thing in his studio. I immediately thought of you. I'll see if he can give you a tour. He's got a lot of good stories.

  • Let me know. I'll trade some tickets to a show, or vigorous love making.

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User Image mayorswanson Posted: Dec 25, 2017 12:20 AM (UTC)
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"This creed of the desert seemed inexpressible in words, and indeed in thought." - Conrad Swanson -- T.E. Lawrence

With @kayahcherie
User Image mayorswanson Posted: Nov 13, 2017 5:58 PM (UTC)
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What do you do if you love planes but can't fly anymore? Just tuck one away in your basement.
User Image mayorswanson Posted: Nov 13, 2017 4:23 AM (UTC)
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Swim lessons with Lola, queen of beasts, today. Spoiler alert: she does not retrieve the stick in the water.
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User Image mayorswanson Posted: Nov 8, 2017 6:40 PM (UTC)

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"We now go live to Gazette Reporter Conrad Swanson, who has a few remarks. Conrad?"
"Dude, I told you I didn't want to be on camera."
User Image mayorswanson Posted: Oct 31, 2017 2:50 AM (UTC)

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User Image mayorswanson Posted: Sep 26, 2017 12:37 AM (UTC)
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User Image mayorswanson Posted: Sep 22, 2017 11:15 PM (UTC)

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Found a sad teapot all by its lonesome outside the newsroom. Made me stop and think a bit. #SadTeapot
User Image mayorswanson Posted: Sep 3, 2017 9:50 PM (UTC)
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Just another day in beautiful Colorado.
With @kayahcherie.
User Image mayorswanson Posted: Aug 30, 2017 9:25 PM (UTC)

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User Image mayorswanson Posted: Aug 26, 2017 9:44 PM (UTC)

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Hank stands guard outside the newsroom reading the Gazette Telegraph.
I like Hank.
User Image mayorswanson Posted: Aug 23, 2017 10:03 PM (UTC)

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Well I suppose it's not ALWAYS a thankless gig.
User Image mayorswanson Posted: Aug 21, 2017 5:37 PM (UTC)

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Capturing 90 percent of the eclipse and 100 percent of my heart.

Or something less sappy.
With @kayahcherie
User Image mayorswanson Posted: Aug 16, 2017 12:47 AM (UTC)
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Haven't had a proud dad moment in a while. Figured I was overdue.
User Image mayorswanson Posted: Jul 30, 2017 9:44 PM (UTC)

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Still getting used to life in Colorado.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
User Image mayorswanson Posted: Jul 1, 2017 5:47 PM (UTC)
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Climbed up the Manitou Incline today. Whoever said the average grade is 12 degrees is a liar. It's gotta be at least 12.5.
User Image mayorswanson Posted: Jun 26, 2017 9:09 PM (UTC)
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Yet another chapter in Lola's ongoing adventure in Colorado.
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User Image mayorswanson Posted: Jun 19, 2017 12:07 AM (UTC)
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Lola, queen of beasts, looks over her new domain.
User Image mayorswanson Posted: Jun 11, 2017 1:13 AM (UTC)

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Drove around to the far side of Pikes Peak and found the most tranquil valley known to man.
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User Image mayorswanson Posted: Jun 6, 2017 12:15 PM (UTC)

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We meet again you fickle beast.
Colorado, here we come.