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User Image emmperormaiden Posted: Oct 21, 2017 12:27 AM (UTC)
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When u broke but the thumpa thicc
User Image emmperormaiden Posted: Oct 5, 2017 9:23 PM (UTC)
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1. Fuck it up 2. Bag it up 3. Rake it up
User Image emmperormaiden Posted: Sep 28, 2017 7:06 PM (UTC)
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🌹🌶🌹🌶ain't ~trippin~ bout a damn thing!!!🌶🌹🌶🌹
Bonus points if you know:
1. On which ✨🎀Beverly Hills🎀✨ mansion this set was located
2. The importance of 🗣the bench
User Image emmperormaiden Posted: Sep 8, 2017 11:27 PM (UTC)
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Tbh I was gonna photoshop my arm or summ to make it look skinnier but then I was like "nah bitch life is 2 short" and "u know u healthy bitch why tf does it matter that it's not expressed physically?" and continued to crochet🍤
User Image emmperormaiden Posted: Aug 31, 2017 8:14 PM (UTC)
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come smoke a black n mild with me
User Image emmperormaiden Posted: Aug 26, 2017 6:49 PM (UTC)
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Known for the lukewarm shoulder™
User Image emmperormaiden Posted: Jul 3, 2017 6:32 PM (UTC)
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User Image emmperormaiden Posted: May 29, 2017 11:14 PM (UTC)
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User Image emmperormaiden Posted: May 14, 2017 1:53 AM (UTC)
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User Image emmperormaiden Posted: Apr 30, 2017 9:17 PM (UTC)
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User Image emmperormaiden Posted: Apr 8, 2017 9:01 PM (UTC)
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lighters up if u resPECK the #farmlyfe #movement 👊🏼😈💪🏼🔥👌🏼👀🙏🏼 🔫🚨☠
User Image emmperormaiden Posted: Jan 30, 2017 10:57 PM (UTC)
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"All blacked out lol" his words not mine
User Image emmperormaiden Posted: Jan 19, 2017 8:46 PM (UTC)
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To the girls from my high school that used to proudly wear those stupid ugly "Raised Right" republican elephant shirts: I'm sorry your parents failed you by turning you into a walking billboard for a concept you didn't fully understand at the time. Luckily, your privileged/white/upper-class/ignorant/close-minded/racist/homophobic/sexist/ableist/ridiculously conservative ideology will help you succeed in this privileged/white/upper-class/ignorant/close-minded/racist/homophobic/sexist/ableist/ridiculously conservative country (world?) After today, I can only hope that maybe one day you will look in the mirror and realize that the reflection you knew so well is clouded by a really dirty layer of filth. CHECK YOUR REALITY
User Image emmperormaiden Posted: Jan 9, 2017 8:27 PM (UTC)
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mama duck eatin good like she post to
User Image emmperormaiden Posted: Jan 1, 2017 8:45 PM (UTC)
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I wrote a long-ass post about how this was the worst year of my life but no one ever reads past the first two lines of insta captions so. Here's a condensed FUCK YOU @2016 I've never felt a pain like you before. @2017 plz fuck me more gently 🙏🏼 good news is that it can't get worse tho💕
User Image emmperormaiden Posted: Dec 29, 2016 8:05 PM (UTC)
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We're not dumb in the least but we still get stupid as fuck. 21 21 21 21 ily
User Image emmperormaiden Posted: Dec 29, 2016 12:47 AM (UTC)
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fuck all that "em you gotta chill" shit
User Image emmperormaiden Posted: Dec 20, 2016 7:40 PM (UTC)
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A few snaps from my morning stroll downtown in the safe, clean, and family-friendly city of Newark, DE. 🏡I feel truly blessed 🙏🏼 that I can wake up at 1:12pm to an empty-three story house, make public appearances in pajamas, and have only one person offer me money because they thought I was homeless 🤗 Turns out I (once again) didn't take off my makeup from the night before and I was mistaken for a crack whore. Well, they're not completely wrong! 💅🏼 You can't thrive like this in the bay
User Image emmperormaiden Posted: Dec 15, 2016 7:08 PM (UTC)
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"my dude i think we're finally tuned into the same vibrational frequency" - me, before kicking @cccooollliiinnnnnn out of my house and getting myself unofficially kicked out of both panera and sbux from laughing to the point of goddamn TEARS with @_willfay and @liammmb_