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  Posted: Oct 14, 2017 2:46 AM
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Wake me up when the President of the Virgin Islands arrives. #waitwhat #whatatimetobealive #foryoudropoutsthatstheUSVirginIslands

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User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 18, 2017 4:00 PM (UTC)
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It's been raining all week, so we've barely been outside, but when we are Alice is screaming at the door, so it looks like she's ready to dip her magic toe in the grass. There is a process to training noobs to behave in the backyard, and it involves first and foremost learning from Gary. We'll probably give it a try tomorrow if the grass dries sufficiently.
User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 18, 2017 3:53 AM (UTC)
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When you receive a delightfully large Amazon box. #fringsfridayfreakshow
User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 17, 2017 3:54 PM (UTC)
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Who wants to watch the Princess Bride? #malice
User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 17, 2017 2:59 AM (UTC)
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Makes a great conversation piece. #hankyouverymuch (Hank gets props for being a Good Boy™ and being relatively nice to Alice)
User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 16, 2017 3:35 PM (UTC)
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It's been raining and we're having satellite issues but luckily the signal comes through on Alice's ears. #thisisnotmargo #dat🍞 #imallears
User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 16, 2017 1:48 AM (UTC)
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Alice, we're all mad here. #galice
User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 15, 2017 3:35 PM (UTC)
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Don't even think about using my shampoo. #malice
(I'm very pleased at how things are going, everyone but Gus has played with Alice at this point, Gus just seems confused about stuff. Hank is still pissy but they chased each other this morning. I had no reservations about leaving Alice out in GP while we're at work. Video is coming later today.)
User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 15, 2017 4:42 AM (UTC)
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Welcome to your dysfunctional fam. Things could be a lot worse. (play video is long and must be edited. I'll get it done for tomorrow) #TeamGary
User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 15, 2017 2:30 AM (UTC)
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In a surprise twist, the millennials (Gus and Jesse) are petrified of Alice, and Gary is running around playing with her like he's a kitten. #galice More to come, possibly even some #malice #notdiscussinghankrightnow
User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 14, 2017 3:42 PM (UTC)
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Black whisker, I miss you so much. #gustopher #throwback
User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 14, 2017 3:24 AM (UTC)
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Alice loves to watch herself on the front camera. We just had a nutty play session, she's really ready to get out of here. I decided to start her on another antibiotic course because she's really snotty. We're going to see how tomorrow goes with the sneezing and maybe I'll spring her tomorrow night. I did pick her up and take her on a tour of the house today, and everybody saw her. Jesse trilled at her and rubbed his face against the wall when he saw her. Margo, Gary, and Gus were relatively indifferent. Hank had a minor meltdown and we're changing his name to Francis because he needs to lighten up. He is getting extra love to soothe his bruised ego.
User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 13, 2017 3:33 PM (UTC)
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So I take a much needed news break for a couple of days and it turns out Margo got hold of Donny John's Twitter. #ITriedSoHardToBeURFriend #shortandfat
#tweentweeting #TWAGA #tweensaregoverningamerica #margoownsmonday #margoylemonday
User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 13, 2017 2:24 AM (UTC)
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The art of giving zero effs, cc: Hank
We hope to lessen Hank's torture by integrating Alice as soon as tomorrow night, but it all depends upon how her sniffles are throughout the day.
User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 12, 2017 8:45 PM (UTC)
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Ok, she is Alice, destroyer of bathrooms. If you look closely at her furthest foot, you will see that she has a magic toe.
User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 12, 2017 3:52 PM (UTC)
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Short list of names: Alice (because #malice) (credit @kramzilla, who literally made an effing spreadsheet) Lucie, and Ingrid. She's unquestionably the most affectionate cat I've ever met. True lap kitty. Likes to give hugs. She jumps on our backs like Gus does. She loves her daddy. We are very lucky to have her. She's got some nose congestion but it's not bothering her. Foster mom said she had a very bad time after her spaying and got a cold that she's basically over now. She just ended an antibiotic course. I'm not sure when we will begin intros. She's fully vetted and negative for all the bad stuff, but I don't need anyone getting a cold.
User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 12, 2017 2:23 AM (UTC)
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So our set of twins is now complete! Anyone suggesting triplets will be summarily blocked. Meet "Name to be determined". We have a short list, and it's probably not going to be a breaking bad name, simply because I'm not crazy about any of the female names left. Mashup names are important to this process. I started the adoption on this little girl about two weeks ago, and I'm so glad to have her home. She was adopted through a purebred rescue, although she's definitely a mix. We picked her up at her foster home in Santa Cruz today. She's incredibly sweet, vocal, and very friendly. She's between 4-5 months old. I know I'm not telling you everything you want to hear, so please feel free to ask questions and I will answer them and or update this caption. And of course the #teamgarytrivia answer is Hank, who is currently sitting by the bathroom door lashing out at everyone who walks by. Also, beard.
User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 11, 2017 9:54 PM (UTC)
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#TeamGaryTrivia wtf edition: who will be the most pissed that this mini Margo will be coming home with me today? #thisisatrickquestion
User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 11, 2017 4:36 PM (UTC)
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User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 11, 2017 3:45 AM (UTC)
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I'm not really sure if Jesse's turning 2 or 102 next year. #whysoserious
User Image omgdeedee Posted: Nov 10, 2017 3:56 PM (UTC)
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I think he's mocking you. #margus Photo by Dad.