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User Image vanessacarltonactual Posted: Oct 10, 2017 4:05 AM (UTC)

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According to a "sponsored" post that popped up in my "feed", posts like this is what makes one "good" at Instagram. The only thing missing here is a huge story below the picture that has nothing to with the picture in order to reduce the narcissism. Wait.......shit.
Come on that was good.
  • 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯😄🙌🏻💥

  • Follback

  • 😂😂😂😂😂 Call em out!!!! Haha

  • Dang. That was good.

  • Te amo ❤

  • I do like The Hat

  • Ahhhhhhh you are so great lmao

  • That mirror ❤️

  • Te quiero!

  • LOL

  • Still a badass chick!! Much love n respect ur a icon!!

  • Seems like it should work. Fairly narcissistic, yet there's a tone of organic revitalism (I made that word up).

  • 😂😂😂

  • @mrheide i did laugh thank you for that

  • You forgot the huge amount of inane hashtags.

  • You look very beautiful Vanessa 😊💙🌹💑

  • I triple tapped

  • Lol 😂

  • ❤️

  • I see a ghost back there!

  • I'm always like why can't I be cool and post a pic of myself and then say something completely random about life 🤔're sooo right -narcissism.

  • Ok well done

  • Always chic...

  • Those are THE CUTEST jeans evee😩😩😩❤️❤️

  • Nailed it.

  • where'd you get your hat? I love it

  • Queen of Instagram satire, social commentary, and making her way downtown.

  • @beginagain.mp3 *thank you and have a nice day.

  • Hey would you check out my ebook

  • What up

  • Hey

  • Im still one of your biggest fans ever,CW introduced me to you back in 2002 with the song "Whos to Say",that premiere during a episode of One Tree Hill,When you and Avril Lavigne and Michelle Branch was part of the "New Age Lady Artists"from mtv.since that day I've never heard such wonderful,unique music from anyone else like your yours,and your piano skills are legendary!.Harmonium was the first album I heard from you.White Houses was the 2nd song i heard and i was so addicted!Idk why the world didnt like that album,I thought it was a great mix of toons and so many hits was on it!also can i say i loved"Private Radio" like so much,I wish you still did a little something like that on each record.Like most your first album was magical,but the second record you experimented more and I thought it was unbelieveable.Heroes and Thieves,Rabbits on the Run,and Liberman,all epic albums period too..Nolita Fairytale,Hands on Me,My Best,Come Undone,This Time,Fools Like Me,Home,More Than This,Heroes and Thieves,Carousel,Rabbits on the run,Tall Tales for spring,Fairweather Friends,Hear the Bells,The Marching Line,Dear California,Take it Easy,Willows,,House of Seven sword,Blue Pool, Unlock the Lock.From Be Not Nobody and Harmonium,Ordinary Day,Unsung,A Thousand Miles,Pretty Baby,Rinse,Sway,Paradise,Painted Black,Wanted,Twlight,and the remixes,White Houses,Who's to Say,Annie,San Francisco,Afterglow,Private Radio,Half A Week Before Winter,C'est La Vie,Papa,She Floats,Where The Streets Have No Name,all my favs,god I'm such a fan,Your probably my most favorite alternative classical rock artist of a time ! ^_^definately one of most favorite as a 11 year old, with the other 2 @vaneesacartlonactual

  • .But man I feel like youre heaven sent,your style is way too perfect still to be real,youre a gifted incredible woman Vanessa,and I'll be a fan til I die!,Maybe I'll one day see you perform in New Orleans,La,missed ya in 2013 i believe,did not know1,friend of mine"Steve Vu" posted some pics of the show and meeting you.Was super jealous and sad heh.Always Continue to make more music,hope you see your lovely,face,piano skills,voice,and band,orchestra perform 1 day !! ,keep rockin babe<3 <3.Thought about Covering most of your catalog,blue pool,willows,unlock the lock, and all the old stuff,white houses,thousand miles,private radio,unsung,ordnary day,papa,wanted,etc, etc,carousel,omg all my favs !! ,i just wanna cover them all ha,youd probably like my voice on em xd,but yeah,your the queen on your genre Vanessa,@vanessacarltonactual

  • noone can compare to you in your genre,you run it,15 years later still listen to it all!!!best pianist,singer,band and orchestra i ever heard still! @vanessacarltonactual

  • By the way,Im sure you love how Thousand Miles never stops getting played on the Radio or references in something all the time xd,or Probably White Horses or Whos to say either ! ha ^_^ @vanessacarlton

  • I just started my morning with listening to and watching 1,000 miles and honestly everyone should have

  • I love the caption😂 I really hope you'll do a Europe tour again somewhere in the near future, I miss u hereee

  • Nice mirror.

  • Greatness

  • Love ur hat and purse and whole outfit

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I want to be with the swans tewwwwwwwww.
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Always prep your work space before embarking on an intense project. -Sid.
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