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  Posted: Oct 8, 2017 9:11 PM
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i have a job interview tomorrow, I'm gonna tell my prospective future boss that I got attacked by a vampire if he asks about these bug bites on my neck, pray for me

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this is the face of someone who just ran a whole restaurant solo on Veterans Day and got a 7 penny tip from a table
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User Image glxtch.y Posted: Nov 2, 2017 3:40 PM (UTC)
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User Image glxtch.y Posted: Nov 2, 2017 11:17 AM (UTC)
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User Image glxtch.y Posted: Oct 31, 2017 5:38 PM (UTC)
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User Image glxtch.y Posted: Oct 30, 2017 3:41 PM (UTC)
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User Image glxtch.y Posted: Oct 27, 2017 10:30 PM (UTC)
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User Image glxtch.y Posted: Oct 24, 2017 12:00 AM (UTC)
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User Image glxtch.y Posted: Oct 23, 2017 1:13 PM (UTC)
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got a job at a really fun pet store because of my dog dress (also because I started almost crying talking about my cat and made my new manager look at photos of her in a tree with me whoops) 😍❤️🐶🐯
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uhhhh where did all of these onions come from 😭😊🙏🏻❤️❤️❤️
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