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💁Then later the waiter dropped the tray, the glass broke, he said "Opa" and I broke out in hives and convulsed. 🍷⚡️🍷⚡️🍷⚡️🍷⚡️🍷⚡️🍷

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💁Amen, Robin. AMEN. ❤️❤️❤️
💁When your boss invites you out for “work drinks” then sexually harasses you and gaslights you into thinking you were being flirtatious then you go into the office the next day and tell everyone what happened and quit in a blaze of fuck-you-feminine-glory... ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ #metoo
💁Young love, baby. Snort it, smoke it, crush it, fuck it. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🎬📸💄: @leah666rachel @parkerlovebowling
💁TRUE THE FUCK THAT. 💔💔💔
💁Happy Saturday! Live and Don't Learn! 🌹💉😂
💁All it took was the post crossfit cocktail on the beach picture with the caption, "WORK HARD, WORK HARDER, ACHIEVE, CELEBRATE!" 💪💪🏿💪🏼💪🏽💪🏻🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🔫🔫🔫🔫
💁This week has made me sick to my stomach here in LALALAND. Saying nothing IS saying something. If you see bad shit going on, if you hear about bad shit going on, TALK ABOUT IT. TALK ABOUT IT A LOT. WRITE ABOUT IT. MAKE MOVIES ABOUT IT. MAKE MUSIC ABOUT IT. HAVE MEETINGS ABOUT IT. Make it just .1% safer for the assaulted to speak up. There's lots of reasons women (and men) don't feel safe/supported enough to come forward. We must make it safer. We MUST make it safer. This is some pig shit in any era, but this is DEF some pig shit in 2017. Also, talent and character ARE NOT correlated. Success and character ARE NOT correlated. Give me bum with a bad voice singing on the side of the road who respects women over some movie mogul with private planes and fancy friends ANY DAY. #yellowgetsserious #fuckthisshit
💁WAKE UP 'N SNORT DA ROSES. 🌹💉🌹💉🌹💉🌹#bookclub #longdivision #lovelost
💁I just realized that the only time I ever use math in my whole entire existence as a grown human girl is when secretly pre-counting the petals of a flower before playing he loves me/ he loves me not. 🌺🌸🌼🥀🌺🌸🌼🥀🌺🌸🌼🥀🌺🌸🌺🌸🌼🥀🌺🌸🌼🥀🌺🌸🌼🥀🌺🌸🌼🥀🌺🌸🌼🥀🌺🌸🌼🥀🌺🌸🌼🥀🌺🌸🌼🥀🌺🌸🌼🥀🌺
💁✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️.
💁Ugh. Book Club... (Though I have heard whispers that Harvey Weinstein might be interested in adapting this book into a movie! Apparently he really connected with the material...)
💁In this world of 'not giving a fuck' and 'no fucks to give' I am going to stand up and say FUCK THAT! I GIVE A FUCK! SO MANY FUCKS TO GIVE! A PICKUP TRUCK FULL OF FUCKS! BUY ONE FUCK GET FOUR FUCKS FREE! A PIÑATA FULL OF FUCKS! ONE FULL SUITCASE AND A CARRY ON OF FUCKS.