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storytime_faces Walter Quiply sits silently alone and defeated on the bench after a long match of wits with his greatest opponent, Rexly Retort, sweat dripping down his droll face. A face flattened by years spent with his nose to the grindstone, tearing his hair out in a struggle to be the wittiest of them all, logging just under 10,000 hours of powerful punning, ballistic bantering, wicked word playing, ferocious fun poking, and wicked wise cracking... the smell of defeat wafting around him, but Waltor cannot smell anything such thing, his nose long gone, sacrificed to the God of wit, Arvind. 6h

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storytime_faces Herbert lies among the dirt and debris after a long fight with a hose-snake... that he lost...looking at the stars and wondering what he ever did to the hose-snake to deserve such a thrashing. It happened so suddenly, the green hose-snake being dragged past him by a large creature with big rubber feet, wearing leather gloves and a holster with strange metal instruments of battle. Then suddenly the green hose-snake began to hiss and shake and buck and spiral around him and then go taught, snapping Herbert in half. Then the hose-snake began to hiss and spit a ferocious flurry of water that pounded down all around him drowning him in dirt and foliage, his eyes filling with earth that partially blinded him. The man returned with the hose-snake, slumped and curled around his arm spent from the fight. Herbert still laying in the dirt, feeling the rust creeping over him, consuming him. Herbert has never felt closer to the stars than he did at this moment. 8h

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storytime_faces Mason did not look like this when he set off for a night with the boys. They crashed a private party at the Crow Bar, drank a few too many screwdrivers and got hammered. Things got a little nuts and they bolted out of the party. The last thing he remembers was walking into the Auger Bar and ordering a rusty nail and a boilermaker from a riveting bar maid named, Molly Bolt. 14h

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  •   dakota_bcn Un conversor optoelectrico muy chulo 15h
  •   anna_guix @dakota_bcn ¡Y yo que veo cerdos en la oscuridad! Tengo que patinar más de día La noche me confunde 15h
  •   dakota_bcn pues si tiene un parecido razonable 15h

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  •   somriualacamera Un somriure!!! 😀 és algú que "somriualacamera "!!! 18h
  •   gemmasoler jajaja, ni fixar-me que somreia, miquel @somriualacamera!! 15h
  •   somriualacamera Ostres. I jo que he cregut que havies pujat un somriure!!!! És el primer que he vist!!! 14h
  •   gemmasoler @somriualacamera he vist la caixa a l'arribar a la feina i m'ha fet gràcia perquè tenia una "cara" xula, jeje!!! 13h

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  •   minsukitensuki2 これは新しい感じ! 22h
  •   windom @minsukitensuki2 有難う(=^з^=)ノ ちゃんと顔に見えるでしょ 22h
  •   minsukitensuki2 うん!バッチリ!頭とアゴがとんがってる〜o(^▽^)o 21h
  •   pimomomo #キックアス みたい 5h
  •   windom @pimomomo 何?キックアスって 1h
  •   pimomomo 正義の味方だよ。アメリカ?の弱いヒーローみたいなのだよ。TSUTAYAでDVDレンタルして前見たんだけどねタグの中に仮面つけたのいるでしょ 40min

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storytime_faces Bufford Day says, "I got this!" As his tongue latched on to a bug bolt. The bug bolt is an integral part of his usual healthy diet of spring spiders(where else do toads get their super jumping from), slug nuts and bug bolts. Stay golden, Bufford! 1d

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storytime_faces Attention, Raymond Bugozi! Your mission today is to make everyone smile! Is that understood Bugozi? You will grab the corners of their mouths and shove 'em up into a big old grin if that's what it takes. You will tickle and tease until they are released from any low down feeling they got, you hear me Bugozi? I'm not just blowin' smoke. Now this is not an easy mission, by far, but if anyone can squeeze a smile out of a an old warn out humbug, you can! Yes siree, Bug! Now on your way! Go get 'em!!! 😟😧😦😯😕😐️ 2d

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  •   lokurastyla 2d
  •   windom @berdusuntrunu Thanks! 2d
  •   windom @lokurastyla Thank you! 2d
  •   windom @minsukitensuki2 こっちでも、お休みんみん(=^з^=)ノ 2d
  •   minsukitensuki2 こっちのウィンもおはようʚ(。^з^。)ノ››~♡ 2d
  •   mochikunkun モアーイ( ̄▽ ̄) 1d
  •   windom @mochikunkun あー、確かにそんな感じ(笑)モアイが出て来る昔のホールズのCM思い出した 1d
  •   windom @minsukitensuki2 (=з=)ノ おはみん! 1d

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