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Normal How To's Für Dich
howtos_unicorn Hey ihr lieben #unicorns das ist mein erstes How to auf dieser Seite
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Wenn du dünn bist und dich die Leute anquatschen und sagen: Gott, ist doch mal was -Antwort: Gern, danke für die Einladung
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Jeder kennt es wenn jemand sagt: Was guckst du denn so?
Perfekte Antwort: Tut mir leid, ich gucke grundsätzlich, wenn ich die Augen offen habe!
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Diesen Spruch bekomme ich fast jeden Tag zu hören: Warum bist du so klein?
Meine Antwort: Blumen wachsen halt langsamer als Unkraut😇
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Andere:
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A: ich versuch einfach mich deinem Niveau anzupassen - Hier haste 50 Cent, dafür kannst du die Parkuhr mit deinem Senf vollabern! -
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cokieunicorn #newvideo up on #youtube link in bio #unicorns 🏻 8min
  •   ciarantv Hey nice pic I bet your a great person! Recently on my YouTube channel called CiaranTV I hit 100 subscribers and my goal for the end of the week is 150 subscribers so it would make my childhood if you subscribed!😇😇😇😇😎😎😎😎😙😙😎😎😎😎😀😎😇😇 8min
  •   cokieunicorn I will check your channel out! @ciarantv 6min
  •   ciarantv Thx 6min

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nintendo_sister Aww! Pikachu And Lucina!! BFF!
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Character Of The Day: Lucina
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Shoutout Of The Day: @squid.ink.games ()
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Emoji Of The Day: Graduation Emoji!
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#lucina#marth#earth#nintendo#mario#bros#peach#princesspeach#princessdaisy#rosalina#pokemon#pikachu#omg#lol#how#about#that#awesome#awseomeness#kart#mario#wii#samus#toadette#unicorns#are#my#favorite#animal
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Question Of The Day: Favorite Nintendo Franchise?!
A: Mario!
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unicorntumblr_world Hey #unicorns
Habt ihr auch Babylips?
Schreibt es in die kommis (bitte keine Werbung unter unseren Bildern )
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disney.loving.girls Hello Disnerds
So yes we are looking for a co!
If you would like to be our co please Dm us telling us why you would we trust you with this account? Thanks everyone!
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#f4f #co #disney #anna #elsa #frozen #disnerds #disnerdsforever #olaf #kristoff #sven #sparkles #braids #readbelow #awesome #tagsforlikes #pizza #waitwhat #chocolate #hypehair #waffels #weneedyou #wow #tangled #peterpan #snowwhite #unicorns #neverland #mermaids #thelittlemermaid
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40min sprueche.ink
Normal ._.Pupsendes Einhorn._.
sprueche.ink Hallo #Unicorns! Das Bild was im Hintergrund ist,is übrigens Selfmade :D hoffe es ist schön geworden

Ich hab nurnoch diese Woche Ferien,Neiiindazu die #Frage : Wann enden eure Ferien? :( #Antwort : Meine wie gesagt diesen Sonntag -.- Apropo Schule: Dazu wird heute um 18:00 ein Info Bild kommen,also statt Tumblr Pic,Die info... habt noch einen schönen Tag!️ ~Tita
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teeniexdreaams Heyy #unicorns

Jaaa dieser chat. Haha.

qoutd: ist es bei euch auch so heiß
aoutd: megaaaa

Bye
Sophia
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45min dakwanie
Juno Zalwani Zalkaply
dakwanie Sejenis ketagihan baru #snyders #unicorns #addicted #inisemuasalahmala 45min

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_janellecrawford_ :: #Unicornproject :: The final call was announced this afternoon for @thedarlingtree 30day Unicorn Project. I've been sitting on the fence with thoughts like "you don't have any big plans you want to launch" and then while sitting here in my new home this evening it hit me (and hard) "you need to get your spark back babe". So that my lovelies is my intention for the next 30 days. #findmyspark . You see my hearts taken a beating, I'm exhausted, I'm all outta love for myself, I'm imbalanced and I'm in need of some serious self loving! Maybe this project wasn't designed to reignite inner sparks, however with a name like the #unicornproject I just had to trust it was a calling of some kind + would hold some magic for me so here's to a beautiful month of intentions, refocusing, inspiration, refuelling, self loving, magic making + glitter throwing! 47min

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unicornchronicles Horror maestro and legend Wes Craven passed away yesterday. .
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In honor of his brilliance in horror, the Unicorn would like to dedicate this post to him and the iconic character he brought into our nightmares. .

RIP Wes Craven
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colormeten Just the right amount of people, craziness, nudity, profanity, dancing, outgoing personalities, chill personalities,way too much alcohol, tons of food, and never a dull moment. Big shout outs to @rolling.roland and @david_crisostomo for putting together such a fantastic time! Good job everyone for being awesome! #dolphingametoostrong #unicorns #life #GUdtimes #lovethelifeyoulife #stayawesomegotham #funinthesun #imonaboat 52min

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pauladre Regalo de @rukbat17 unicornio fan! yeah! Gracias gracias!
#unicorn #unicorns #hello
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kiracupcakexx T H A T L O V E 👭
I love her & I had the best Bank Holiday Weekend Happy B'day Weekend this girl
#SW42015 #SW4 #sunday #sistersunday #unicorns
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