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tomandmuffles Muffles here !! We have been tagged by a truckload of kitties to do various challenges. Among them, 20 most beautiful cats, 10 interesting facts, the Meaning of Life, pics of us naked, semi clothed et cetera. We thank you all for nominating us- you know who you are, our useless Secretary doesn't.... Here goes !! 1🌳 I am an expert Dry Cleaner. Tom is jealous and won't let me clean his trousers. It makes him feisty
2 🌳I like to dabble in Breadmaking and can whip up a loaf in 6 hours flat.
3 🌳 I'm a part-time accountant and help the Accountants a few doors up with their book keeping.
4 🌳 I'm a part-time Plastic Surgeon. I like to try my skills on the kitty who lives 3 doors away. Sometimes she doesn't appreciate my efforts.
5 🌳 I'm a Tuxedo Door to Door Salesman. My sales record is quite high.
6 🌳 I run a small business on-line selling pink & black jelly beans.
7 🌳 I'm head of a small security firm that conducts nightly patrols of the Purrents bedroom. My schedule is quite regular and noisy and requires me leaping onto the mantlepiece and drawers to check on the collection of delicate vases at 4:00 am.
8 🌳 I'm Head Gardener and supervise all outdoor activities including the rearranging of soil piles.
9. 🌳 I'm Head Poop Stylist. Tom is useless at it. I like to bury it completely and then scatter litter for a good two feet in a Deconstructionist manner.
10 🌳 I'm a part-time Bird Watcher. Occasionally I accidentally pop one down my throat, strictly in the name of Science. #catsofinstagram #tuxcat #extensiveresume #acatsworkisneverdone #need23hourssleep
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  •   tomandmuffles @b3_b3_b3_ Yes I'm a Meowster of all Trades !!! Please join my "Bird Anatomy" Class !!! 1h
  •   meg_allan_art Yay for number three!!! You are just so talented Mr Muffles. 1h
  •   gatsbythekittytiger Muffles, this is an impressive skills set! I read out your list to Gatsby and he says he's second to you on 4 and 9. Much to BlackCat's ire at his practicing skills; and the poop stylist always loudly invites everyone to view his work when he's done #thelovelylifewithcats 1h
  •   clarice_wendy Muffles, we love all your talents 53min
  •   tomandmuffles @meg_allan_art Yes it is my most important job- apurrantly the Accountants are numerically challenged....️ I took pity on them... Any sign of your lost boy kitty yet ? I am keeping an eye out for him 48min
  •   tomandmuffles @gatsbythekittytiger Yes I'm a regular whiz with my clawsies !!! Gatsby is a Certifurred Surgeon too ??? And a Poop Stylist ??? We can open a Business together !! 46min
  •   tomandmuffles @clarice_wendy Raja and Zazie it is quite exhausting have my paws in so many Career Pies !!! 44min
  •   omgdeedee Does Tom just leave his crap uncovered? That's Carlos. Gary is the poo police. 14min

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bitsbybob Sat drinking my coffee & a Pye appears out of the gap btwn the sofa & the wall
#boo! #tuxcat #whiskers #kittysurprise #blackandwhitecatsofinstagram #tuxedocat #7catdays #a_world_of_cats #neko #katze #chat
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tuna_and_barry mummy's going away for the weekend. so we've packed ourselves & ready for the adventures! hehehe || Tuna & Barry 2d

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thedapperkatt We haz to go to bed?! 2d

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bisouboston Kung Foo Boston! Watch this #kitty fly through the air, chasing feathers on a stick! We hadn't seen Boston jump for a toy before this week, and now he flies through the air like a #catninja all the time! #playtime #ninjacat #jump #tuxedocat #tuxcat #catstagram #catsofinstagram 2d

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karlorton Gimme the nip...!! 3d

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