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Normal Julie Wilson
xjewliex Two of my favorite people. #katvond #tomgreen 6h

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films_ratings_reviews This sack of brimming, fuck-faced, cocksucking crappy turdy poopy loop-kalywoopy-shakadoopy-shit disgusts me. It's EXTRAORDINARILY/ENORMOUSLY/EXTREMELY/EXORBITANTLY/TREMENDOUSLY OBNOXIOUS GAGS APPALL WITH ALL THEIR MIGHT & REMARKABLE STRENGTH THROUGH THE MANY CRAPPY-DOODOO DOINGS OF TOM GREEN!!! SEE, NOW I'VE EVEN STARTED TO SPEAK LIKE HIM!!! THE ACTING...HOW DID RIP TORN & DREW BARRYMORE GET DRAGGED INTO THIS SLAB OF LARD?!!!!!!!!!! THE ENTIRETY OF THE STORY COMPRISES OF A SHITTON OF CLICHÉS, BLENDED WITH GREATLY EGREGIOUS DEXTERITY, SHITTY DIALOGUE, UTTERLY UNLIKELY, INFANTILE, ABSURD, UNREALISTIC, AND - OVERALL - OFFENSIVE OCCURRENCES IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!!! SHEERLY TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SOME PERSPECTIVE ON THE RESULT OF THE FILM'S NUMEROUS ELEMENTS, LET ME JUST DESCRIBE ONE OF THE STUPIDEST SCENES IN THE FILM!!! Tom Green was visiting his best friend - after the latter had experienced a tortuous mishap - at the hospital. Within the patients' room, a pregnant woman was present. During a session of pointless talking between Green & his buddy, she starts to shriek, as she starts to cease her conduction of the child's gestating. Tom Green - outta nowhere - starts to dress up as a doctor - whilst the woman - watching him dress up - cries in not only agony, but also in fear of the strange man. I knew her pain. I was feeling it as I was witnessing every single second of this film. Once the baby's been pushed out, Tom Green wields the - *ahem*, you're gonna wanna have to let this sink in, if you ever even think of watching this film - umbilical cord, & starts to swing the baby around. A newborn. A newborn child exposed to that...abominable act, as well as the very personification of abomination, itself. He does it in order to wake him/her up. Once the baby starts to cry - in much more confusion than it's supposed to be - the mother's attitude towards Green suddenly changes, thanking him for his service, in spite of the fact that THAT BITCH WASN'T EVEN EXPERIENCED!!! THE BABY COULD'VE DIED!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! JUST GO!!! 1d

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pizo17 Can't Believe This Is My First Experience Here #LAbucketList #BillBurr #TomGreen #DaneCook #ComedyStore #Funny 1d

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rayne_katastrophe_vicious Boy Didn't Your Mama Teach You Any Manners? Fonally Found A Pet Store That Sells Mice, Now Back To The Apartment For The Feeding 😈😈😈 All I Can Think Of Is That Movie "Road Trip" With Tom Green xD #text #textgram #texting #funny #manners #stillnervous #roadtrip #tomgreen #thefeast #snake #petsnake #feedingtime #lovehim #bftexts #mrsnake #saythankyou #jeeze #haha 1d

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disney_deathwish When ya keep finding cracker pics in your phone, ya just gotta share em. #tomgreen #fringefestival #stupidbeaver @tomgreenlive 2d

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vtgdallas 90's Carrot Top World Tour Rare Vintage Cult Classic Redheaded Prop Comedian Promo T-Shirt - Please click the link on my front page for purchase information 2d

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comedydynamics Drum roll please! We would like to introduce you to the cast of Coming To The Stage: Season 3 with host @tomgreenlive! #CTTS3 #TomGreen #Comedy #NewComedy #ComedyDynamics #Hulu #SiriusXM 2d

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karissa311 This is the tom green show. This is my favorite show. It's the tom green show! #tomgreen #mtv #cruiselife #highschoolcrush #comidy #bumsong #cheese 3d

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