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trippyychicc Look guys!!! Somebody got me a new hat && iPhone charger!!! Lmao @toom_chi #Snatchies #MinesNow #JustKidding #LeftYoShit 14h

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astrum_argentum Here's how my night goes, the helpless, homeless, destitute ex gf bitch that shows up on my doorstep yesterday, that I've been sheltering and feeding and bought new clothes for, whips out her crackpipe and starts puffing. Now she's in a crack rage and attacks. I call the cops, cuz what am gonna do, fight her? But I'm the guy, and I have whiskey on my breathe, and I'm no snitch... I get taken in. To a detox center, which is miles better than County Jail (the cop even let smoke along the way, which I thought was super cool) . The detox center guy complimentef me on my beard, and asked when I'd like to leave. "Well, right fuckin now works!". He said see ya later! The look on her face when I walked back through my door two hours later - priceless. The moral of this long drawn out story, kiddos, is be careful of who you try to help 22h
  •   astrum_argentum @steelemistress yeah and that's ok, we dig you for that. but when you bite the hand that feeds you...How do I get rid of this pest? 22h
  •   steelemistress @astrum_argentum Sometimes you can't! That infection sometimes never leaves!! 22h
  •   astrum_argentum @steelemistress unfortunately, my capacity for the mendacious is almost unlimited. All within legal bounds, of course Thanks for listening to my dumb story. I'm not a psycho, promise! 21h
  •   steelemistress Lol no problem, @astrum_argentum 21h
  •   astrum_argentum I was going to delete this post because it's embarrassing, but I'm leaving it as a reminder to myself. 14h
  •   vellis_tcb Interesting story. Humans are complicated. At least you tried to help. We have to help ourselves as much as we help others so I get the reminder to self 13h
  •   astrum_argentum Tnx for the love, my IGs. I don't hit women ever. Wishing it was some dude so I could remove some teeth. This too, shall pass . 12h
  •   jessmoviedrome Dayum. Hang in there. Never mind women vs men... This is why I'm a misanthrope. People fucking suck most of the time. 11h

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bboi_ej2_yr6 Don't judge me by my post.. I just find them interesting... They are just #rp #wepost #snatchies .. Im damn near a virgin.. I wish I knew what half this shit was ;p 1d

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chantelgrim Someone on this bus has #friedchicken it smells so good #snatchies 2d

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sillyjillyx3 Im definitely the borrower haha @jessi_face ..but I think u have my headphones lol #sisters #sisterlove #familyiseverything #mysiblingsareallineed #snatchies 4d

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jhanesworth Chicago transit card I stole from Chris lol #snatchies 6d

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illuminacho Bitch you know where Im at #kik #snatchies 2w

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tifshinners Out here stealin Lil kids hats #snatchies 3w

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51designz This one is coming home with Poppa!!!! #snatchies #mls vs #bayernmunchen #allstar #game #portland 3w

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nayzworld #InstaFrame he decided to help himself to my mash potatoes #snatchies. End result a nostril full of potatoes 3w

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